by ferrarilover » 24 Dec 2015, 02:26
We are miles too small and the local population is miles too apathetic for our club to be successful under community ownership.
We live in a place occupied by three types of people:
1) young, dumb and mum - dole scum bussed in by the dozen for reasons unknown. Famous for having no money for anything except twenty Lambert and Butler.
2) very, very old people - famous for having no money for anything except Gala Bingo's Thursday night OAP special.
3) a tiny handful of middle class people - famous for having plenty of money, but a fondness for authentic camembert and Jaguars has left us with little ambition to own a football club.
You need, what, 800,000 to run TUFC for a year and do it properly. That's still £200 each between 4000 people.
I reckon somewhere in the order of 1200 of our regular 1700 attendees are hardcore fans. I'd say 3/4 of them would not be able to fritter away an extra £200, let alone the £666 it would actually be. That leaves (as is so often the case) a tiny number of us to foot an annual bill of somewhere around £2000. I'll grant you, it's excellent value. It's considerably less than I begrudgingly hand over every year to the treasury, only then for them to hand most of it to the aforementioned dole scum. Would I do it? Would I pay getting on for £2500 to watch Conference level football 24 times a year?
Hahahahaha, would you?
Matt.
We are miles too small and the local population is miles too apathetic for our club to be successful under community ownership.
We live in a place occupied by three types of people:
1) young, dumb and mum - dole scum bussed in by the dozen for reasons unknown. Famous for having no money for anything except twenty Lambert and Butler.
2) very, very old people - famous for having no money for anything except Gala Bingo's Thursday night OAP special.
3) a tiny handful of middle class people - famous for having plenty of money, but a fondness for authentic camembert and Jaguars has left us with little ambition to own a football club.
You need, what, 800,000 to run TUFC for a year and do it properly. That's still £200 each between 4000 people.
I reckon somewhere in the order of 1200 of our regular 1700 attendees are hardcore fans. I'd say 3/4 of them would not be able to fritter away an extra £200, let alone the £666 it would actually be. That leaves (as is so often the case) a tiny number of us to foot an annual bill of somewhere around £2000. I'll grant you, it's excellent value. It's considerably less than I begrudgingly hand over every year to the treasury, only then for them to hand most of it to the aforementioned dole scum. Would I do it? Would I pay getting on for £2500 to watch Conference level football 24 times a year?
Hahahahaha, would you?
Matt.