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So Gilbert is banned because he likes to squawk the odd expletive..? How is that a security risk?

I like the cartoon. Come on Gilbert! You can do it!

Brilliant!!

ooh I dunno SG. Looks a bit like you after a skinfull

Looks like Deathy in drag

From our Janner cartoonist!! Thought you'd like this one.

Oh no! Absolute disaster! Quick, everyone: go to the match as GILBERT and when the silly old Green devil comes on to the pitch leap on him and kick his head in. Good old Gilbert! Goood old brucie! Good old United! Stuff the political correctness, stuff the Green devil, stuff FGR. Up Gilbert!!
Better still, smuggle Gilbert in and then when we score our fourth goal unleash him (in full dancing mode) onto the FGR farm yackers.

A couple of songs for the game

Meat, meat, wherever we may be, we eat meat cos its luverley, we won't eat tofu, that's for twats, I'm more likely to eat some cats ( tune, lord of the Dance)

Gilbert's not here cos Dale Vince cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie.

It's full of beef, its full of beef, its full of... , my pasty's full of beef

I'm taking milk. And a sausage roll. And a scotch egg. And cocktail sausages.

I suggest we all do and have a meatylicious picnic at half time.

Matt.

The reasons FGR give are absolute nonsense. It's obviously sour grapes because we thrashed them. They're all nuts. Give them a load of raspberries when they run onto the pitch. And ban their mascot from Plainmoor indefinitely..

taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

Carrying a bag of sausages, just for the vegans.

taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

BRILLIANT!

But there's probably a reasonable explanation, like, they've been shit on enough by Gulls already this week?

If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

This is clearly discrimination against non vegan seagulls. F**ing outrageous, and probably a breach of the Wildlife and Countryside Act.

I agree with stefano but not brucie