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I asked for that lot, didn't I ?

25th p!ss and asked the nurse from the old peoples home to hold his jacket and pipe whilst he went "charging" in.

Maybe we should change it to....

"You're gonna get your f****ing heads bored to death by stories of the war"

and

"I'm going home in an old peoples home ambulance"

and

"Your singing now, I don't know why, for when you get outside, I'll need a wee"

or

"Shall we share our Murray Mints with you"

or

"Come and join us, come and join us, come and join us for a nice cup of tea"

and lastly (because I need to get back to doing some work).... after your morning dose of viagra to stop you p!ssing on your shoes you can sing

"Going up, going up, going up....going up, going up, going uuuuppppppp, going up, going up, going uuuupppp, going up, going..ooppss, oh bugger...... going down going down going down"

Trojan 67 wrote:I've noticed this board/section/thread has been going along on it's way as it should without interference from o' farts.

In the good old, bad old days, there was enthusiastic support of popular chants :

"YOU'RE GONNA GET YOU'RE F*KIN HEADS KICKING IN ..." :devil:

and . . .

"YOU GOING HOME IN A F*KIN AMBULANCE ... " :devil:

You pussies calling yourselves Ultras have no f*ckin idea.

YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . .

Now, of course, it would be

"YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A F*KIN AMBULANCE - JUST AS SOON AS I HAVE FINISHED MY 25TH P*SS OF THE AFTERNOON.........."

Trojan 67 wrote:I've noticed this board/section/thread has been going along on it's way as it should without interference from o' farts.

In the good old, bad old days, there was enthusiastic support of popular chants :

"YOU'RE GONNA GET YOU'RE F*KIN HEADS KICKING IN ..." :devil:

and . . .

"YOU GOING HOME IN A F*KIN AMBULANCE ... " :devil:

You pussies calling yourselves Ultras have no f*ckin idea.

YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . .

**** ing hell, stand by your beds, Trojan's at it again, you've been warned... Pussies!

Matt.

I've noticed this board/section/thread has been going along on it's way as it should without interference from o' farts.

In the good old, bad old days, there was enthusiastic support of popular chants :

"YOU'RE GONNA GET YOU'RE F*KIN HEADS KICKING IN ..." :devil:

and . . .

"YOU GOING HOME IN A F*KIN AMBULANCE ... " :devil:

You pussies calling yourselves Ultras have no f*ckin idea.

YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . .

Awayday wrote:It doesn't have to be TUFC related. The Celtic fans didn't change the words of the Depeche Mode song.

Come to think of it I have a couple of cheesy suggestions...

Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Jump Around - House of Pain

Jump around, Jump around, Jump around, jump up jump and get down JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

You are obsessed with Jump Around. You suggested it for goal music =D
I was thinking Living on a Prayer, almost everyone knows it. By TUFC related I just meant messing about with one or two lines or words to make it a club chant.

Awayday wrote:It doesn't have to be TUFC related. The Celtic fans didn't change the words of the Depeche Mode song.

Come to think of it I have a couple of cheesy suggestions...

Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Jump Around - House of Pain

Jump around, Jump around, Jump around, jump up jump and get down JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

liking the jump around idea - could be fun. =D

you're giving yourself a challenge on the drum mate !!!

how about kings of leon, sex on fire :-

whooaaa torquay are on fire !!!!!

or SUM 41 - In Too Deep (from American Pie 2)

must be a good U2 or Rolling Stones song just begging for this kind of treatment ???

It doesn't have to be TUFC related. The Celtic fans didn't change the words of the Depeche Mode song.

Come to think of it I have a couple of cheesy suggestions...

Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Jump Around - House of Pain

Jump around, Jump around, Jump around, jump up jump and get down JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

Parry wrote:We were singing a depeche mode song for 90% of the game...
Just my opinion by I don't think Plainmoor will ever have a decent atmosphere unless we are given the 'away' end. Perhaps the new Grandstand will improve the acoustics a bit though.

Ooh, I get it!

There are so many great cheesy tunes and ones that all ages have heard of, especially rock from the 70s/80s. But I don't imagine it would be easy adapting the likes of Bon Jovi, Boston, Whitesnake or Journey to be TUFC related. These are the kind of songs I know get me singing along, they're so damned catchy.

We were singing a depeche mode song for 90% of the game...
Just my opinion by I don't think Plainmoor will ever have a decent atmosphere unless we are given the 'away' end. Perhaps the new Grandstand will improve the acoustics a bit though.

walshy wrote:

How about adopting this song on the terraces? Never thought something so cheesy would sound so good at Celtic. Fair play to their Green Brigade, really have united the fans and lifted the atmosphere at Celtic Park.

Anything by Depeche Mode (apart from Personal Jesus) will do me.

Mav wrote:I have to agree with the silence bit, during the first 10 minutes of the game I would suggest 75% of that where periods of no singing. If you are looking to create a better atmosphere you need to do that from the start. I have to say after the goal there was a marked improvement, and the drum was certainly better than what Joe barlow used to use ( Thats down to the money raised by TFF members) so well done for that.

Cheeky git, that is me and my drum that I bought myself years ago

Starcross_Gull wrote: Shame there were still the chants of Exeter are s***e & horrible chants to Matt Green & Jake Thompson though!! It has been said on here by others to drop chants like the Exeter one we don't want to listen to that nor I suspect do the team!!

The Exeter one needs only to be sung when we're actually playing them, or if they're in the same league as us maybe - as they're currently in the league above its a bit pointless and doesn't really kick off.

As for the JT one, I didn't mind it. Was just a bit of banter IMO and quite a few people seemed to join in. Admittedly though, there needs to be more of the ones that actually support our team - 'Gulls go marching in' and so on.

And Mav, i'm pretty sure it was Awayday on his drum last night? That's probably why it sounded better.

JoeBarlow wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDPQILYRFg8

Got a little bit of this song last night, but this video shows all of celtic singing it. Good song and another one for when we are winning

Shame there were still the chants of Exeter are s***e & horrible chants to Matt Green & Jake Thompson though!! It has been said on here by others to drop chants like the Exeter one we don't want to listen to that nor I suspect do the team!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDPQILYRFg8

Got a little bit of this song last night, but this video shows all of celtic singing it. Good song and another one for when we are winning