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For when we play a team with a smaller stadium!
*Tune of when the saints go marching in"

MY garden shed
is bigger than this
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It has a door and a window
Oh my garden shed is bigger than this.

*Tune of yellow submarine*

In the town where i was born
was a team, who scored 3 goals
SOMETHING TO FIT IN

We all live ina little small town
a little small town


Something like that anyway.

http://fanchants.com/football-songs/liverpool-chants/maxi-maxi-rodriguez/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

i was thinking something along the lines of this, but im trying to figure out whos name we could put in instead of maxi's? any ideas? it goes to the tune of heartbeat
maybe eunan okane or chris zebroski?

Dah da da da da,
Dah da da da da,
Dah da da da da,
Dah da da da da,
Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez,
Runs down the wing for me

(aimed at sh*t opposition strikers)

score in a brothel
he couldn't score in a brothel
scooore in a brooothel
he couldnt score in a brothel!!!

When he scores a volley or when he scores a head,
I just cant get enough, I just can't get enough,
He scores a goal and the we all go wild,
and I just can't seem to get enough Chris Zebroski!!

Du du du du du du, du du du du du du
Du du du du du du Chris Zebroski
Du du du du du du, du du du du du du
Du du du du du du Chris Zebroski...

Eeeeee iiiiiiiiiii eeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiii eeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiiii o, up the football league we go, if we earn promotion this is what we sing We are torquay we are torquay Buckell is our king!

There's only one Craig Stanley
One Craig stanley
Nicky was sh*te
His replacement alrite
Walking in a stanley wonderland

Not too sure about second to last line though.

Thoughts?

'Whats that coming over the hill is it a Branston, is it a Braaaaaanston'

Pretty sure we sang that last season when he first signed. I'd like to see it return on a more regular basis :)

We could nick this one for Branston:-

http://fanchants.com/football-songs/manchester_united-chants/wesley-brown/

[quote="cambgull"]As we seem to be having similar threads but for different people, we might as well just have a chants thread. Some of my ideas:

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Jakey Robinson makes City look sh*te

[color=#FF0000]He's short
He's sh*t
He only plays when no ones fit
Lloyd Macklin
Lloyd Macklin[/color]

(tune of 'Wem-ber-ley')
Craig Stanley
Craig Stanley
We're the greatest team in the land
All thanks to Craig Stanley

(theme tune of Flipper - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH48uuofr60[/url])
They call him Branston, Branston
Slower than a Stream Train
No striker you see, gets past his belly
And we know Branston, living his life as the Pickler
Happy ever after
Down in Torquay[/quote]
:rofl: Give that man the fifty thousand dollars!

Mr Simpson, this is NOT America's funniest Home Videos.

Matt.

The Lloyd Macklin chant. A bit harsh but kind of true.

As we seem to be having similar threads but for different people, we might as well just have a chants thread. Some of my ideas:

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Jakey Robinson makes City look sh*te

He's short
He's sh*t
He only plays when no ones fit
Lloyd Macklin
Lloyd Macklin

(tune of 'Wem-ber-ley')
Craig Stanley
Craig Stanley
We're the greatest team in the land
All thanks to Craig Stanley

(theme tune of Flipper - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH48uuofr60[/url])
They call him Branston, Branston
Slower than a Stream Train
No striker you see, gets past his belly
And we know Branston, living his life as the Pickler
Happy ever after
Down in Torquay