by Northumbergull » 24 May 2011, 18:13
Look, lads and lasses, we all know that the FA is riddled with Greeks and they'll stop at NOTHING to stop us from becoming the highest-placed team in Devon. It probably only took them a couple of seconds to come up with this **** for a ref.
My first reactions were along the lines of, "it beggars belief" and, "as per usual" but I pulled myself up quickly.
At the end of the day, all it means is that we'll just have to play some class stuff and hope that enough of our lads are still standing by the end of the game to counter any of their attacks. So what if our team comes off battered and bruised? All it'll mean is that thugs can't play football and we'll have played them off the park.
Remember the first five rules of football:
1. There's no such thing as a dead ball, only an unwillingness to run yourself into the ground.
2. This side of broken limbs, merely pulling on the club shirt should give you wings.
3. However big the opposition, we are made of stronger stuff. Mentally, be prepared!
4. Football is a sport, NOT a game. REAL men play sports!
5. There's no loss of face in calling in sick for good reasons. However, you will NEVER be forgiven for developing attitude sickness!
COYY!
Cheers
Bruce
Look, lads and lasses, we all know that the FA is riddled with Greeks and they'll stop at NOTHING to stop us from becoming the highest-placed team in Devon. It probably only took them a couple of seconds to come up with this **** for a ref.
My first reactions were along the lines of, "it beggars belief" and, "as per usual" but I pulled myself up quickly.
At the end of the day, all it means is that we'll just have to play some class stuff and hope that enough of our lads are still standing by the end of the game to counter any of their attacks. So what if our team comes off battered and bruised? All it'll mean is that thugs can't play football and we'll have played them off the park.
Remember the first five rules of football:
1. There's no such thing as a dead ball, only an unwillingness to run yourself into the ground.
2. This side of broken limbs, merely pulling on the club shirt should give you wings.
3. However big the opposition, we are made of stronger stuff. Mentally, be prepared!
4. Football is a sport, NOT a game. REAL men play sports!
5. There's no loss of face in calling in sick for good reasons. However, you will NEVER be forgiven for developing attitude sickness!
COYY!
Cheers
Bruce