ferrarilover wrote:Hahahaha. Right there, my Post of the Month sorted.
Is it obligatory that one must have all fingers in pies at once, or may one take a short period of leave between one pie and the next?
Is there a ranking of pies? Does apple come ahead of Rhubarb? Must one alternate between savoury and sweet?
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS...
Matt.
Well Thats a lot to ponder. Lets look at it this way. (he stands upside down on chair and falls over)
If you multiply by Pi or divide by pi r squared (sorry dont know how to find the symbols on my keyboard) take away the tangent of Sid james you will find that weigh a pi (way up high for those who cant see that far) is by far the lightest crust.
This tends to sit well with the sweet pies and so Apple comes before Blackberry with Blackcurrant and rapsberry next. coming up the rear is blueberry, which I am sure you will find is less taste but more filling
Now if you add Pi and multiply by Sid james. It will equal to steak and ale. or even Magners and pork. This can cause excess gas. As this is a sore point at the moment you need to up the anti and cook at higher temperature so Gas mark 5 is needed. This will ensure a hot reception back at Plaimoor. Sprinkle with tabasco and chilli pepper. Worcester sauce and hopefully even Fatty Evans will find it too hot to handle. Raynor will probably exceed expectations and lock himself in the loo breaking Paul Bastards record and we will not find him untill the next weeks game.
Furry Pi. This will have a similar affect except that if fed to Evans will ensure he is kept quiet for the next week as he will be permenantly locked in a little room with high explosive warning signs outside (or should that be high expletive warning signs)
Please note. 2 sweetie pi will not equaly Mc Squared. ( thats M C squared not a new big mac). whereas 1 x savoury is greater than unsavoury especialy the flavour that PB left in. if you add 2 unsavoury plus 1 savoury. you will get 1.5 sweetie pi. this will please West Bay as she has a soft spot for sweetie pi especialy if cooked by CH.
The only spanner if the works is Missisippi Mud Pie. Does this go with ice cream and fruit or chips and peas with gravy.
I can only suggest that you ask the Kids (no not the numpties on this board, I mean real Children) The answer is usualy Yuk!
There will be one side product that will possibly provide extra revenue out of this for the club and enable us to afford Alex Russel. This is rocket fuel as we happen to be running short of (Shaun) North Sea oil .
So you see my good fellows (he says in his best Eccles type talking voice) this is the slickest explanation I can come up with.
I do Hope this has cleared up all your queeries he says as he has a double helping of whipped cream on apple pie.
If not it is as clear as mud as I can make it
[quote="ferrarilover"]Hahahaha. Right there, my Post of the Month sorted.
Is it obligatory that one must have all fingers in pies at once, or may one take a short period of leave between one pie and the next?
Is there a ranking of pies? Does apple come ahead of Rhubarb? Must one alternate between savoury and sweet?
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS...
Matt.[/quote]
Well Thats a lot to ponder. Lets look at it this way. (he stands upside down on chair and falls over)
If you multiply by Pi or divide by pi r squared (sorry dont know how to find the symbols on my keyboard) take away the tangent of Sid james you will find that weigh a pi (way up high for those who cant see that far) is by far the lightest crust.
This tends to sit well with the sweet pies and so Apple comes before Blackberry with Blackcurrant and rapsberry next. coming up the rear is blueberry, which I am sure you will find is less taste but more filling
Now if you add Pi and multiply by Sid james. It will equal to steak and ale. or even Magners and pork. This can cause excess gas. As this is a sore point at the moment you need to up the anti and cook at higher temperature so Gas mark 5 is needed. This will ensure a hot reception back at Plaimoor. Sprinkle with tabasco and chilli pepper. Worcester sauce and hopefully even Fatty Evans will find it too hot to handle. Raynor will probably exceed expectations and lock himself in the loo breaking Paul Bastards record and we will not find him untill the next weeks game.
Furry Pi. This will have a similar affect except that if fed to Evans will ensure he is kept quiet for the next week as he will be permenantly locked in a little room with high explosive warning signs outside (or should that be high expletive warning signs)
Please note. 2 sweetie pi will not equaly Mc Squared. ( thats M C squared not a new big mac). whereas 1 x savoury is greater than unsavoury especialy the flavour that PB left in. if you add 2 unsavoury plus 1 savoury. you will get 1.5 sweetie pi. this will please West Bay as she has a soft spot for sweetie pi especialy if cooked by CH.
The only spanner if the works is Missisippi Mud Pie. Does this go with ice cream and fruit or chips and peas with gravy.
I can only suggest that you ask the Kids (no not the numpties on this board, I mean real Children) The answer is usualy Yuk!
There will be one side product that will possibly provide extra revenue out of this for the club and enable us to afford Alex Russel. This is rocket fuel as we happen to be running short of (Shaun) North Sea oil .
So you see my good fellows (he says in his best Eccles type talking voice) this is the slickest explanation I can come up with.
I do Hope this has cleared up all your queeries he says as he has a double helping of whipped cream on apple pie.
If not it is as clear as mud as I can make it