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Oh yeah haha I was smashed that day pal haha and no I didn't, was working! I blame my boss for making me work Saturdays .. New job needed I think lol

You said hello at the Rotherham game mate at the New York. I was stood right at the end near ben and dom and everyone. But yeah, pretty much Burton last season would have been the last time before that. You didn't get to Chesterfield did you?

Haha for a second there I thought you were medically confirmed as Insane! A disappointment I tell thee!! For now it's just a rumour ;-) .. Yeah I hope to see you, been a while! Burton away I think was the last time?
Either way i can't get too drunk on Saturday as I have responsibilities .. Shock horror I know! However I'll be merry enough to miss most of the game by chatting while we play it along the back four and then pump it long to their back four. Sexy football eh?

[quote="Gazzableedsgull"]Our fans are just pure sh*t when it comes to singing, only get the majority singing when we are flying high in the league or beat a team in higher leagues than us! Not looking forward to Saturday at all really but hey ho, we never know what will happen! Any particular boozer you're off in before the game? [color=#FF0000]I'm bringing my old man,[/color] are lass and my mates daughter along so I need a few cheeky beers to deal with them 3 and a w**k performance ..[/quote]

So am i mate but he'll be well concealed inside my boxers! :lol: :lol:

I can't booze on day games now mate due to medication ( not because i'm insane though! ) , i do for night games if i'm stopping over somewhere though. I save my boozing for saturday nights mate well after the game so i won't be in the boozers pre-match. I've got a Sheff Wednesday pal coming along too so looking forward to the game, the defeat and the a night on the ale afterwards. I'll give you a shout if i clock you pal as i'll be standing with the singers again as usual. Cheers mate.

Our fans are just pure Shite when it comes to singing, only get the majority singing when we are flying high in the league or beat a team in higher leagues than us! Not looking forward to Saturday at all really but hey ho, we never know what will happen! Any particular boozer you're off in before the game? I'm bringing my old man, are lass and my mates daughter along so I need a few cheeky beers to deal with them 3 and a wank performance ..

It's good stuff Gaz mate, but pointless as nothing on here ever gets sung anyway so we'll just stick to yellow army, yellow army for most of the game. If the TUFC fanatics group takes off then they'll need to address the total lack of any songs we have and start making efforts to sing some of the crackers people bother to post on this thread. In the meantime i appreciate it mate but your just wasting your time. See you on saturday for the usual renditions of yellow army and other well trodden ditties. :-D

( Am i really this miserable! ) :'( :lol: :lol:

Not miserable Gaz, just frustrated. I'd love to sing some of the belters that people come up with on here but nobody bothers. If i started any either nobody would follow and i'd look like a complete Leeds fan or i'd be shunned for having tourettes! :lol:

To the tune of "Just Can't Get Enough"

When I see you Jarvis, I go outa my head,
I just can't get enough (x2)
When you play upfront for us and an when you score a goal,
I just can't get enough (x2)
We slip and slide but the pop go wild and I just can't seem to get enough oh
Du du du (etc)
RYAN JARVIS!!!!!

Thoughts?

And so Ricey should stay
He knows its not too late
To be our number one.
His skills will save the day
Dont go back to labouring
I heard him say.

He loves oasis so how about

I said Riceyyyyyyy
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And afterall
He f*cking hates Argyyyyyyle

COME ON RICEY LAD! SORT 'EM OUT SUNSHINE!

Song for our replacement keeper tomorrow to the catchy but dreadful tune of ICE ICE BABY by Vanilla Ice.

Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby
Stop, we'll celebrate at the Kassam
Ricey's back with the best team in Devon
Something grabs holds the ball tightly
He even scored a pen against Abingdon United
Will he ever stop?
Only he knows
He'd rather be here than down at Truro
Comin' for crosses, more than he can handle
If he lets one in today it will be a f*ckin' scandal!
Rice Rice Baby
Rice Rice Baby

To the tune of the bee gees night fever

Leadbitter, Leadbitter
He's got the pace to beat ya

What about,

We've got Billy Bodin, he plays like he's on codeine, na na na na OOH na na na na OOH!

(Made in jest all :~D )

Hey Mr Ashley Yeoman
Score a goal for me

to the tune Mr Tambourine Man

probably because at suppin up time all the blubbery locals stumbled out onto the streets and waddled home?