by wodger of awabia » 24 Sep 2011, 21:26
Bare bum wrote:Hello all
planning to come down with my wife for next weekend and want to camp and do a bit of cycling!
OK we would like a campsite preferably with
- no caravans or mobile homes
rural site with plenty of space
anything up to 20 miles or so from the town
good walking or cycling nearby
reasonably close to real ale pub
facilities can be basic - in fact we'd prefer it
I'd also like a thatched farm with a buxom farmer's wife 8/ who can supply farm milk and eggs but may be pushing it a bit there.......
If anyone can come close please let me know.
Good luck at the shrews tomorrow and cheers
Look, if you really want to spend the weekend fannying around in the country, catching butterflies, drinking pints of badgers ar#e, & cooking up a load of sh#te on a primus stove then I suggest that you stop over in Wales. Torquay is a vibrant international jet set resort, & we don't admit blokes with beards on cycles. Have a good weekend!!
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[quote="Bare bum"]Hello all
planning to come down with my wife for next weekend and want to camp and do a bit of cycling!
OK we would like a campsite preferably with
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no caravans or mobile homes
rural site with plenty of space
anything up to 20 miles or so from the town
good walking or cycling nearby
reasonably close to real ale pub
facilities can be basic - in fact we'd prefer it
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I'd also like a thatched farm with a buxom farmer's wife 8/ who can supply farm milk and eggs but may be pushing it a bit there.......
If anyone can come close please let me know.
Good luck at the shrews tomorrow and cheers[/quote]
Look, if you really want to spend the weekend fannying around in the country, catching butterflies, drinking pints of badgers ar#e, & cooking up a load of sh#te on a primus stove then I suggest that you stop over in Wales. Torquay is a vibrant international jet set resort, & we don't admit blokes with beards on cycles. Have a good weekend!! :lol: :clap: :) :na: :na: :na: