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Southampton Gull wrote: 26 Feb 2024, 20:23 Have you sorted out your security settings yet? I still get spam emails under your real name

Not a clue how to do it. Didn't know it was even happening?

Anyone collect them? I'm having a clearout and found these, Free to good home.

Louis wrote: 11 Mar 2022, 20:12 Long time no see. Good to have you back here

Thanks mate, never really been away, keep having a neb every now and again.

Had a lot of stuff going on at home and not managed many games in the last couple of years so not had much to say

portugull wrote: 08 Mar 2022, 17:36 If it is any help Emet I just checked the Website for Kings Lynn for their game tonight and it says tickets can be bought online and at the ground up to 6.30pm.

So for Saturday I guess the least stressful way is to purchase online on say Wednesday or Thursday or pay at the ground before a certain time which should be on their website in the next 48 hours or so. Hope this helps.

Thanks for that, I hate having to buy in advance (you never know what might happen between now and then), much rather be old school and just pay on the gate.
I think we'll park up and go straight to the ticket office then find a watering hole

Afternoon all, anyone any idea whether we can pay on the gate this Saturday? Me and the Time bandit from t' Yorkshire Gulls are going, I've tried ringing Kings Lynn about a dozen times on two different numbers and been directed to the same blokes voicemail, left messages and got no reply.

P155 poor to be honest :slap:

A Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.

"What's the matter?" asks the Viking.

"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."

"No problem," says the Viking, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."

He strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.

At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.

"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as the Viking sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"

He just waves and walks off.

"I was really worried about you," says the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"

She replies, "Well, I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

The annual ruler twanging World championships are being held in the Dordogne region of France this year. :Oops:

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Whatever............... :-|

Just been chatting to a mate of mine from Liverpool. He's only spent £3 on his Mum for Mother's Day.



I said that's a bit stingy.



He said "That's all she had in her purse"

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid in morse code.

The Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was.

"Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 6 at night," I replied. :slap:

A mate of mine with a stutter has passed away in prison.

He died before he could finish his sentence.

A mateof mine went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials. He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
'What's the Vera Lynn?' asked my mate.

'Whale meat again..........

The inventor of double entendres passed away last night

His wife is taking it really hard

Just been bird spotting with Sinead O’Connor



so far it’s been seven owls and 15 jays :}