The **** list

[ferrarilover]

This is the **** list.

It's like Room 101 with Tourette's.

You may only add one thing a day (0001-0000) and you needn't explain why, although you'll get extra kudos for so doing if it's funny.

I'll kick us off...

Lee Hughes. ****! Not only does he kill people for shits and giggles, but he does a bloody silly puppet dance. Definitely a ****!

Matt.

[bengull]

I like this.

02. Jamie Redknapp. For managing to spout nonsense and state the bleeding obvious in equal measure whilst interrupting far more articulate and knowledgeable studio guests. Literally a top, top !@?&!

[EmetEdadsBeard]

I'm going to spend a long time on here!

We'll start off the the road planner in charge of S. Yorkshire/Doncaster in particular, who having finally improved and upgraded the bottleneck M18 link road to the football/rugby stadium (until recently known as the Keepmoat) to a duel carraigeway, has peppered every junction with unneccesary FOOKIN' TRAFFIC LIGHTS! All these will do is cause tailbacks bigger than the ones the improvements were supposed to alleviate.

WELL DONE YOU !@?&!

[AustrianAndyGull]

I'm going to spend a long time on here!

We'll start off the the road planner in charge of S. Yorkshire/Doncaster in particular, who having finally improved and upgraded the bottleneck M18 link road to the football/rugby stadium (until recently known as the Keepmoat) to a duel carraigeway, has peppered every junction with unneccesary FOOKIN' TRAFFIC LIGHTS! All these will do is cause tailbacks bigger than the ones the improvements were supposed to alleviate.WELL DONE YOU !@?&!

I know the very ones Emet. I go there every couple of weeks to take my little un swimming and to the toys r us on the retail park. Nightmare.

Anyway, my first offering for this thread is:


Manners

Just CANNOT abide bad manners. Please and thankyou is all it takes to make me think you're not a total c*nt and to make me want to communicate with you again. Use them or f*ck off.

[ferrarilover]

Those **** ing adverts on Sky for Help the Children appeals. I almost want to go to Syria and kill a child, just to soothe my fevered brow. Yes, shit happens, but I could earn £100,000 a year and STILL not have enough to be able to donate to each of these charity appeals. We have enough problems of our own to sort without wading into a war zone which is none of our business and trying to "help".

****!

Matt.

[AustrianAndyGull]

People who head up the top of charities.

Swimming in f*cking cash, company cars, needlessly high salary ( if you are REALLY serious about the cause AND you are just the person they are looking for then you'll do it for less money and not take as many perks IMO ), junkets, fat pension, expenses and more. It's a f*cking charity FFS and at some point ordinary people are going to think twice donating when it all gets swallowed up by more gravy trainers.

[Richinns]

People who use a charity to fund there lifetime ambitions to (for example) cycle across China. Hand me a sponsorship form for this type of venture and it will come back to you in very small pieces.

!@?&s!

[AustrianAndyGull]

People who spend about 13 years circumnavigating the globe in a rubber ring for charity. The rest of us will work for 13 years while you just go and f*ck off and drown please.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Cooking


You know what i mean, you look at the cook book and it says 'COOKING & PREPARATION TIME 30 MINS - SERVES 4' . So you begin making your dish and it takes you about 4 hours just to get it ready to put in the oven! When it comes out you eat it all and it's for 4 people!!!

[Scott Brehaut]

People who don't read the rules in the OP and decide to post twice in one day.

The !@?&s

[AustrianAndyGull]

:Oops:

[PlainmoorRoar]

Cold callers who say they are from Windows and there is a problem with your computer!

[SteveDeckchair]

Bit like the rant thread this one....... same fecking arseholes posting on both. ****!

[ferrarilover]

Portsmouth FC. Cheating ****!

Matt.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Music at barbecues

Not content with having the world and his wife around drinking and swearing but they feel the NEED to play music at full pelt too! It's a SOCIAL gathering meaning you invite people and then TALK to them. Why the fecking hell do you need to play sh*t music too!! Just enjoy the natural sounds of birds singing and nature and sit back and have a convivial atmosphere. Knobheads!!