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Post by bengull »

This is the antidote to the !#%*! list.

Kind of like room 101 for eternal optimists.

One a day, a list of things or people that make you smile, and convince you that life isn't just full of !#%!s and !#%!s.

1. Richard Osman, Co-host on the greatest quiz show in tv history, user of gentle and witty banter, self confessed wordy geek and lover of sport and all round nice guy. A perfect gentleman.
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The handicapped

They make me feel ashamed of myself and never cease to inspire me the way that these people can get on with their lives without complaint when dealing with often severe physical or mental impairments. I'm not being condescending or patronising here, i know many of these people don't wish to be viewed as handicapped and their sense of independance is incredible. I just think that we can be proud if we know someone like this and take inspiration from the way they go about their lives whilst people like me moan at every little thing that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Gullscorer wrote:My cat.
:bow: :clap:

I've got 4 :na:
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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austrianandygull wrote:The handicapped

They make me feel ashamed of myself and never cease to inspire me the way that these people can get on with their lives without complaint when dealing with often severe physical or mental impairments. I'm not being condescending or patronising here, i know many of these people don't wish to be viewed as handicapped and their sense of independance is incredible. I just think that we can be proud if we know someone like this and take inspiration from the way they go about their lives whilst people like me moan at every little thing that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.
Thankyou Andy. I must meet you one day.
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My kids, for teaching me more in the last five years than I have learnt in the previous 33.
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SteveDeckchair wrote:My kids, for teaching me more in the last five years than I have learnt in the previous 33.
You must be **** ing stupid. :-D

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J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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Post by AustrianAndyGull »

Sunshine

Everything feels and looks so much better ( apart from the humongous fatties that don't care and wear inappropriate clothing ).
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ferrarilover wrote:
You must be f**k ing stupid. :-D

Matt.
Hard to have a meaningful exchange about parenthood with a virgin........
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Har har !!!
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SteveDeckchair wrote: "ferrarilover"

You must be f**k ing stupid. :-D

Matt.

Hard to have a meaningful exchange about parenthood with a virgin........

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austrianandygull wrote:The handicapped

They make me feel ashamed of myself and never cease to inspire me the way that these people can get on with their lives without complaint when dealing with often severe physical or mental impairments. I'm not being condescending or patronising here, i know many of these people don't wish to be viewed as handicapped and their sense of independance is incredible. I just think that we can be proud if we know someone like this and take inspiration from the way they go about their lives whilst people like me moan at every little thing that doesn't even matter in the grand scheme of things.
I work with physically handicapped kids at school and they just get on with life as they've never known any different. The majority of them (depending on which disability they have) are barking mad! It's quite humbling.
The kids with any of the plethora of 'made up' syndromes (mostly to cover up bad behaviour) on the other hand........

so I'll second Andy's nomination. :-D
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SteveDeckchair wrote:
Hard to have a meaningful exchange about parenthood with a virgin........
:rofl:
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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Post by AustrianAndyGull »

The sea

You lot down there are spoilt, you can be looking at the sea in a matter of minutes in some cases. For me it's a 2 hour drive to Brid or Scabbyrough or Whitby. Cleethorpes is only an hour or so away but : A] It's not technically the sea you are looking at when gazing out towards Spurn Head, it's the Humber Estuary and B] It's a complete sh*thole.

We're very lucky to live on an island with such beautiful coastline and there's nothing better than walking along the beach taking it all in ( the fresh air i mean not the cannabis ) and wondering what is underneath it, all the amazing creatures. So for me, the sea is precious and makes me happy when i can get there.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Post by Scott Brehaut »

Yeah, I second that Andy.

I live in the only area of Guernsey that isn't connected in some way to a coastline but even then, a short 5/10 minute drive and I arrive at the coast.
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