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The Landlord of the Park View flats on Balby rd who is still refusing to give my daughter her bond back despite a letter from her solicitor stating he had no legal grounds for witholding it and has broken the law by not using one of the governments bond holding schemes.
In the words of Liam Neeson-when its all resolved "I will find you and I will hurt (not kill) you"
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Women drivers of 4x4's

Driving test retakes needed all round. Shocking stuff.
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any women that find it appropriate to wear jeans/trousers pulled right up, of which are far too tight for them, hence showing all and sundry a camel toe, even in some cases a camel hoof or if you like a set of saddlebags. :Z love, it aint pretty, its not very becoming and it sure as sh!t aint attractive. even having the cheek to get offended if someone who is just trying to be helpful and save them embarrassment points out the fact. :whistle:

likewise blokes that do the same with their jeans/ trousers, then proudly displaying a ballgina. :no:

almost as bad are those birds who wear tight leggings when they've an arse like a bag of spuds. :-o
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likewise those lads who wear their jeans so far down their f*cking legs that the arse bit is at the back of the knees!! It's called a belt, get one and you'll be amazed at what happens.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Oi Andy :rules:
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Sorry :Oops:
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****! He he
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People who start threads that basically become the "Whinge, Moan and Rant" thread... :whistle:
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Tins of food that don't have ring pulls. How inconvenient is THAT?!!!
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whinging bleeding hearts constantly going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. about how our club is S**t and the Players are S**t and the world is S**t and everyone who goes to support them are S**t. etc and go on and on and on and on and on.
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cambgull wrote:People who start threads that basically become the "Whinge, Moan and Rant" thread... :whistle:
Put cambgull in for not getting into the spirit of this thread.

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Arsenal, or their fans, I'm not sure which (although I do have a pal who's a big Gooner).

The idea of the lure of Champions League football is to get there on merit by being one of the four best sides of the Premier League, not by being largely hopeless all year and then getting lucky based on a Spurs collapse or a bout of food poisoning or any other non-talent related factor.

The Champions League is for the elite of Europe, not the likes of a club who haven't won a trophy for 8 years and get worse and worse every year and creep into the tournament based on nothing but Tottenham burning out because they, unlike you, Gooners, have managed to progress past the group stages of a European tournament.

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Film companies that insist on releasing films in "part 1" and then "part 2" fashion.

In particular I hate those that have done all the filming at once and genuinely just released the second one later in order to earn more money (I'm looking at you, Harry Potter). I understand why the film companies do it - it earns lots of money. But it does make them !@?&.
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DVD's that are labelled as 'seasons' like The Office season 1.

I don't know if this because of the bleedin' yanks but it's a 'series' not a 'season'. Always has been always will be. A season is a meteorological period of the year NOT a feckin TV programme release timescale! So Bloody hell!! IT'S SERIES!!
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austrianandygull wrote:DVD's that are labelled as 'seasons' like The Office season 1.

I don't know if this because of the bleedin' yanks but it's a 'series' not a 'season'. Always has been always will be. A season is a meteorological period of the year NOT a feckin TV programme release timescale! So Bloody hell!! IT'S SERIES!!
See the whinge moan rant thread mate. :@
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