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AustrianAndyGull
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Has anyone ever watched those seriously hammy films they have on SyFy channel I think it's called. They are B movie heaven and so awful!
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i've actually got all those types of films on dvd from car boot sales :no: -OllieGull wrote:Disaster Movie, honestly the worst thing I've ever seen.
scary movie 1-4
superhero movie
epic movie
disaster movie
date movie
not another teen movie
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most of them are bloody awful, some are so bad they are good, once you have seen one, you probably wont watch it again.
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:Has anyone ever watched those seriously hammy films they have on SyFy channel I think it's called. They are B movie heaven and so awful!
have seen a few, or tried to watch certain ones and couldnt get through it.
titles like dinoshark vs piranaconda. killer octopus vs sabre tooth squid etc =D
really cheap versions of films like armaggedon and volcano or 2012 are a consistent staple of whats on offer.
there are a few gems though, a few things never heard of, but a pleasant surprise.
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I watched Sharknado live a couple of months back, and combined with Twitter was easily the most fun I've had watching a film, ever. It was hilarious.AustrianAndyGull wrote:Has anyone ever watched those seriously hammy films they have on SyFy channel I think it's called. They are B movie heaven and so awful!
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Killer Joe:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Joe_(film)
The biggest steaming turd of a movie I have ever had to witness (thus far).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Joe_(film)
The biggest steaming turd of a movie I have ever had to witness (thus far).
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just been reminded of another one - red planet, starring val kilmer, jesus h "tap dancing" christ, this film was an abomination.
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another one, and yet again its a val kilmer turd - the island of dr moreau.
this film made me feel physically ill, not only was it rubbish and boring but it was sick as well.
a remake of a 1970's burt lancaster film, which would make it onto my worst list also. kilmers though is actually worse.
my dad is a big fan of lancaster, in fact he is my dads favorite actor. indeed, my dad is a film buff and has collected many oldies. i have bought him many of burts films on video and dvd over the years. i have watched many burt lancaster films with him, but neither of us will ever watch this film again.
i havent got it in for val kilmer by the way, he has done some really good films as well.
this film made me feel physically ill, not only was it rubbish and boring but it was sick as well.
a remake of a 1970's burt lancaster film, which would make it onto my worst list also. kilmers though is actually worse.
my dad is a big fan of lancaster, in fact he is my dads favorite actor. indeed, my dad is a film buff and has collected many oldies. i have bought him many of burts films on video and dvd over the years. i have watched many burt lancaster films with him, but neither of us will ever watch this film again.
i havent got it in for val kilmer by the way, he has done some really good films as well.
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i love a lot of jim carreys films. whether he is to a lot of peoples tastes is debatable, but i love his funny stuff, when he has done some serious stuff he has shown that he isnt just a goofy over- doing it silly guy, but he is a fine actor.
however he is responsible for some really quirky, awful, weird, terrible, boring, cures for insomnia.
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. (boring, weird).
the number 23. (f**k off jim). :slap:
i love you phillip morris. (no, just no.) :no:
however he is responsible for some really quirky, awful, weird, terrible, boring, cures for insomnia.
eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. (boring, weird).
the number 23. (f**k off jim). :slap:
i love you phillip morris. (no, just no.) :no:
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If this was ever released as a full movie then it would probably be one of the worst:
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It's my old media project okay! And it isn't my finest hour...
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It's my old media project okay! And it isn't my finest hour...
Maybe one day, Carayol will find London...
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just a quick update, i watched batman returns for the first time in years the other day. and, indeed, michelle pfieffer still looks absolute dirt as catwoman.they should have snapped her up right away to make a spin off instead of waiting 12 years to make the balls up the film became. halle berry is a damn fine female and more my type, and i aint kinky or nothin', but theres something about filthy pfeiffer in that outfit. oh and yeah mucky michelle was really good in the role as well. :~D
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stevegull wrote:If this was ever released as a full movie then it would probably be one of the worst:
[youtube]wYqkBkjxudw[/youtube]
It's my old media project okay! And it isn't my finest hour...
=D just watched it. which one is you?
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