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Matt is a resident in a home for the criminally insane, Louis is a pole dancer, Scott Brehaut is his best customer and refuse collector by day. Chris (Gulliball) is a full time pimp and I do as little as possible for as much as possible :)

Barnsley is a model for a company making oversized clothes, Brucie is a playboy gambler but likes dressing as a nun while going to local football matches and Wivel is actually the regular Gilbert.

I've got Andy down as a drug dealer who indulges in too much of his own "medication". Luke (Cambgull) is a roadsweeper for the local council. Dave (forever) is a lollipop lady.
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Post by Louis »

Lol at Dave the lollipop lady!!

Dave (SG) - thought you told me you were a professional dogger by night not dog trainer! Must be auto correct error or something on your post.
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Dogging must be taken seriously at all times ;-)
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Dave, mate, that has genuinely made me cry with laughter. **** ing genius.

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Southampton Gull wrote:Matt is a resident in a home for the criminally insane, Louis is a pole dancer, Scott Brehaut is his best customer and refuse collector by day. Chris (Gulliball) is a full time pimp and I do as little as possible for as much as possible :)

Barnsley is a model for a company making oversized clothes, Brucie is a playboy gambler but likes dressing as a nun while going to local football matches and Wivel is actually the regular Gilbert.

I've got Andy down as a drug dealer who indulges in too much of his own "medication". Luke (Cambgull) is a roadsweeper for the local council. Dave (forever) is a lollipop lady.
:clap: :rofl:

Same here! Magic! :lol:
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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