This is a really shit thread and I should really be ashamed of myself, but I'm not.
Rovers have signed a striker on loan. He's been a pro for ten years, and in that time, how many goals has he scored?
Not enough info, well, he's had several spells in the Conference but has played as high as L1 (where he presently resides).
So, a L1 striker in the Conference, he must surely have filled his boots?
Eerm, well, no actually. This "striker" throughout the course of an illustrious, decade long career, has bagged all of 40 goals.
That's 4 goals a year, for those of you who can't manage the maths. Or about one goal every dozen games.
I know we've had some rotters in our time, and I'm sure now I've taken the piss, he'll not score, save for a nloody hat-trick against us, but **** me, he must be seven shades of **** ing useless.
Matt.
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If we're talking about useless strikers then how about a fireman? 

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well tell us who it is then. Doh!
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