Torquay Resurrection

[AustrianAndyGull]

God no! errrr I mean Jesus no! :na:

[Trojan 67]

If you get the gig Jesus can you get Ian Brown down to Plainmoor to do a reprisal of the 'Roses seminal track I AM THE RESURRECTION at half time?

Getting Ashton, Gardner and Dyke (especially the late Tony Ashton and KIm Gardner) down to Plainmoor to play RESURRECTION SHUFFLE would prove you to be Lord of morticians and King of physicians.



:devil:

[robbotufc]

yesterday in the popside i thought that jesus came back to save us,it was only when i looked again that i relised it was Trojan 67 had come back from his absence of a month away from the popside

[Trojan 67]

I will save you, trust in me

So Jesus saves, right?

We have Pokey and Ricey for that.

What about Jesus scores and I am the Truth, the Light and the Way?

The TRUTH of the matter is, you must MAKE them mis-firing mis-hit off target mis-fits see the LIGHT so they can see the fecking WAY to SCORE!

:devil:

[AustrianAndyGull]

Where has Jesus been these last couple of days? He must be on a sabbatical.

Where for art thou Son of God? We need you at Cherry Red to guide us through life with light! You know what Greater London is like oh holy one. Visiting the sprawling mess is like gooin dahn t'pit. Black, all engulfing, a truly frightening experience. Choose your disciples wisely once at the gate oh spiritual one as there are black sheep among them. They soon turn from day into night, light to dark, singing to slagging. Evil lurks amid yellow souls so you must redouble your efforts to ensure good prevails once and for all and the true followers can ram their sh*t right down their oesophagi (collective?) come the final reckoning.

Amen to that brother!!


err I mean O great Lord.

[Gulliball]

I think we should start a fund for our new manager on the lines of Tom Huddlestone. He looks like Jesus again and all proceeds go to his summer budget.