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Suggestions from my deciples

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I want to listen to my children. Please list for your Lord Jesus your top three suggestions for our resurrection :
Jesus said to us, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life.'
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I always rate good spelling ! Good players help too, but average ones who believe will do !
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1) A Banda
2) Blue shorts
3) Yellow nets
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1. Insist no more haircuts until we have survived. If needs be, we'll have the players sporting Hargreaves' ponytails on the last game of the season.
2. Sign Matt Richie from from your old club, perhaps O'Kane if he's available.
3. Keep going with the sharp suits.
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Post by jonnyfive »

A spell-checker for Yourself and ferrarilover.
Left back.
Big striker.

Apart from those, I think we have all we need to remain in the Promised Land. I look forward to attending Your Oxford sermon, my Lord.
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Post by kevgull »

Please deliver us a proper striker like Marquis.
Make Bodin a proper Welsh under 21 international.
Please get rid of the Lemmon tops.
Don't always sub Chapell, it gets right on my t*ts!
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Post by torq2u »

Ask Manse to score 10 goals for us before the end of the season.

Register as a player and score 10 goals for us before the end of the season.

No but seriously ...

Keep your objectivity when it comes to managing your former colleagues.

PS I love the positive, affirming, motivating atmosphere that's been around since last Thursday. Thank God [ Dad?] :bow:
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You are an imposter. Your mis-spelling of the word 'disciples' proves it. Return to that hot place from whence you came.. :red:
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It has been seen, that for I am only the simple son of a carpenter, and my learning of spelling words is limited, but miracles I pledge thee oh my wonderous Gulls.......the 1st one of which will be an improvement in consistancy of my Celtic son of tender age from the far off Kingdom of the Dragon. All, go and wonder at his skillfull feet and see for yourselves, for I am the saviour of Boy Bodin, he has the pure light that now runeth through his mind, and will start to lead from the wing of thy prayer.
Jesus said to us, ‘I am the way, the truth, and the life.'
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Bore off you fabricated fictitious character, designed to control the uneducated masses through subjugation and fear of burning in hell!

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