Valentine's Day

[Gullscorer]

Valentine's Day:
...a special day for you and your true love?
...or a socially-coerced day of hyper-entitlement for a generation of princess leeches?

My advice: ignore it..!! However, always open to advice/ideas/suggestions...

[Gullscorer]

Take your pick: :B :devil: :~D

This: <3

[Pea]

Or maybe a day for money grabbing businesses to get us to give over our hard earned cash?

[Gullscorer]

Or maybe a day for money grabbing businesses to get us to give over our hard earned cash?

Absolutely right..!!

[Gullscorer]

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

=D

[Gullscorer]

Nigel, an alcoholic, staggered into a bar on Valentine's Day and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated there, walked up to her and gave her a kiss in honour of Valentine's Day.

She jumped up and slapped him really hard. Nigel immediately apologised and explained, 'Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.'

'You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!' she screamed at the top of her voice.

'Funny,' Nigel muttered, shaking his head, 'you even sound exactly like her..'

[Gullscorer]

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.. :S
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.. =D
'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.. :~D

[Richinns]

Wow - you really got burnt by your ex-missus.

[Gullscorer]

Wow - you really got burnt by your ex-missus.

Not at all. But my present wife and I are a perfect match, and do everything together.

We were going through our finances recently and I said to her: 'If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!'

She replied, 'My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here.'

[Scott Brehaut]

Valentines Day - a load of corporate bollocks.

I don't need one day a year to tell my wife that I love her, and show her my appreciation....I do that EVERY day!!

[Gullscorer]

Valentines Day - a load of corporate bollocks.
I don't need one day a year to tell my wife that I love her, and show her my appreciation....I do that EVERY day!!

Agreed.

[stevegull]

Valentines Day - a load of corporate bollocks.

I don't need one day a year to tell my wife that I love her, and show her my appreciation....I do that EVERY day!!

Wife?! I guess I owe Matt a fiver...

[Southampton Gull]

Valentines Day - a load of corporate bollocks.

I don't need one day a year to tell my wife that I love her, and show her my appreciation....I do that EVERY day!!

Valentines Day is the day I tell everybody elses wife I love them and wait for the sparks to fly

[Oil Beef Hooked]

Valentines Day - a load of corporate bollocks.

I don't need one day a year to tell my wife that I love her, and show her my appreciation....I do that EVERY day!!

On the most romantic day on the calendar, I think Scott maybe after something

[Scott Brehaut]

On the most romantic day on the calendar, I think Scott maybe after something

Of course

No harm in trying....