The Northern Ponce Thread

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:23

Just for our Scotty, this thread is for us northerners to post whatever we want about girly Southerners and about all things northern. :na:

Plus the differences we have such as..................

It's not a roll, a bap or a bun - IT'S A BREADCAKE!!!!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:32

What the f**k is a breadcake.

I thought you lot called it a barm or something daft like that.

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:35

Only those lot over the border.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:41

Hey, what about us midlanders..??

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:42

Gullscorer wrote:Hey, what about us midlanders..??

f**k off southerner.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:44

chunkygull wrote:What the f**k is a breadcake.

I thought you lot called it a barm or something daft like that.

no.

us lot call it a breadcake.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 28 Mar 2014, 23:56

There's no such thing as a breadcake. It doesn't exist. There's bread. And there's cake. And there's pudding, pies, and pasties. And biscuits and crackers. That's all.

Breadcake? Don't talk nonsense. Bloody northerners. And don't argue with me. I'm always right. I'm a midlander. 8-]

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 29 Mar 2014, 00:06

Just for you lot -

[youtube]6Hkl0dmdX_g[/youtube]

:~D

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 29 Mar 2014, 00:09

Gullscorer wrote:There's no such thing as a breadcake. It doesn't exist. There's bread. And there's cake. And there's pudding, pies, and pasties. And biscuits and crackers. That's all.

Breadcake? Don't talk nonsense. Bloody northerners. And don't argue with me. I'm always right. I'm a midlander. 8-]

and you talk wet.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 29 Mar 2014, 00:18

SuperNickyWroe wrote:and you talk sense*.

*Edited for accuracy..

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 29 Mar 2014, 00:23

And another thing. That Kendal Mint Cake nonsense. That's not cake.

And Eccles cakes. They're not real cakes.

Northerners..!!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 29 Mar 2014, 00:27

Heres another one for you lot -

[youtube]meyQYkDag68[/youtube]

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 29 Mar 2014, 07:55

So, does that mean you eat bacon cakes instead of bacon rolls?

Bloody northerners.

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 29 Mar 2014, 08:32

Gullscorer wrote:There's no such thing as a breadcake. It doesn't exist. There's bread. And there's cake. And there's pudding, pies, and pasties. And biscuits and crackers. That's all.

Breadcake? Don't talk nonsense. Bloody northerners. And don't argue with me. I'm always right. I'm a midlander. 8-]

No such thing

, you better ring Cooplands and all the other bakeries in Yorkshire, they all seem to sell something that allegedly doesn't exist............. :rules:

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 29 Mar 2014, 08:44

Bun = a small sweet baked item with cream/chocolate etc on it

Barms = people who aren't quite all there.... :-o
Rolls = to turn over and over again (ie down a hill)

Sub = a vessel that travels underwater with people in it

Baps = come in pairs on the front of women ;P

None of these are made out of bread

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