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EmetEdadsBeard wrote:Bun = a small sweet baked item with cream/chocolate etc on it :nod:
BarNs. = people who aren't quite all there.... :-o
Rolls = to turn over and over again (ie down a hill) :rofl:
Sub = a vessel that travels underwater with people in it :)
Baps = come in pairs on the front of women ;P

None of these are made out of bread :-/

We already knew that about Barnsley ;-)

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Whilst we do omit letters occasionally and often leave whole words out such as, "Am gooin' t'pub" thus leaving out the letter 'o' from 'to' and also completely omitting the word 'the', we don't add unnecessary letters such as the letter 'r' in words like Bath. Also not content with this, the southerners pick and choose which words that sound the same will have an extra 'r' in and those that won't. Such as Maths. If Bath is Barth then why isn't Maths Marths? And stop referring to Donny as DonCARSTER!!! IT'S EFFING SPELT DONCASTER SO THAT IS HOW YOU SAY IT!!! :@ :@ :@ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Scott Brehaut »

You also missed the letter "I" at the start of the sentence, added an "o" in going and missed the "g" at the end of going too.

Bloody northerners.
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Scott Brehaut wrote:You also missed the letter "I" at the start of the sentence, added an "o" in going and missed the "g" at the end of going too.

Bloody northerners.

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Post by Oil Beef Hooked »

Not being a Northerner or a ponce for that matter, I feel wholly unqualified to comment on this thread. :~D

However, I have found something on t'web that may help you Northerners understand Microsoft Word better. Enjoy!

http://www.donny.co.uk/Doncaster/news/d ... erners.doc
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[youtube]IR9Zdgv2Kag[/youtube]

:~D
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chunkygull wrote:[youtube]IR9Zdgv2Kag[/youtube]

:~D
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:~D :-D
You are my torquay, my only torquay, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know, just, how much i love you, so don't take my torquay away.
(laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la, - laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la. - la,la,la,la,la, - la,la,la,la....).
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Thought our Yorkshire lads might enjoy this -

Gets good at about 1min 30 secs
[youtube]AjhTCskZMiY[/youtube]

This ones similar, gets good about 1 min in -
[youtube]CIIBL_TLS20[/youtube]

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Post by AustrianAndyGull »

:rofl: :rofl:

Made me laugh these chunks!! :bow:

Too right! :-D
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Phew, Im glad you find them funny, they arent intended to cause offence, just a bit of fun, I thought you would find the irony and humour in them all. They are very caricature.

I remembered Hale and Pace and Harry Enfield from years ago doing stuff, I love the Northern Calypso -
"I go downt pub, I have 10 pints, I go back 'ome and I beat up wife. I spend all day getting plastered, coz Im a big fat northern B@$t@rd!"

Gareth Hale is actually a Yorkshireman.

That guy in the Star wars and Alien ones is great, "I'll give ya some fist, White rose, white rose, Yorkshire, Yorkshire".

Check these out -

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You are my torquay, my only torquay, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know, just, how much i love you, so don't take my torquay away.
(laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la, - laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la. - la,la,la,la,la, - la,la,la,la....).
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Post by AustrianAndyGull »

No chunks, I pissed meself watching them. They are spot on what would happen! :rofl:

If you find anymore then put 'em up on here mate. :-D
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Post by chunkygull »

It could be worse, at least you lot up there arent like this - the soft, southern, ponce!

[youtube]dH-sZbzadUU[/youtube]

:~D
You are my torquay, my only torquay, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know, just, how much i love you, so don't take my torquay away.
(laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la, - laa, laa, - laaaa, - la, la. - la,la,la,la,la, - la,la,la,la....).
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