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Anyone having a flutter? Or any tips?

V-Neck - Excellent Jumper
Acrylic - Nailed on for a place

Seriously though, I am going for Niche Market for the win and State of Play for a place.

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Post by HRG »

Haven't seen the runners yet but will definitely be having a bet.
I shall working in my local bookies all day as well so I will be a busy bee!
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My top tip is not to bet. Ok say you may only stick £1 on now, but to win your pound back you put more money on the next race. Eventually you will end up spending hundreds of pounds a week in bookies and casinos, trying to win back that lost £1. Eventually you will move into the world of drugs and cheap whores, you will be for ever running from load sharks and bouncers. Is that what you want, 'cause that's what'll 'appen!
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Awayday wrote:My top tip is not to bet. Ok say you may only stick £1 on now, but to win your pound back you put more money on the next race. Eventually you will end up spending hundreds of pounds a week in bookies and casinos, trying to win back that lost £1. Eventually you will move into the world of drugs and cheap whores, you will be for ever running from load sharks and bouncers. Is that what you want, 'cause that's what'll 'appen!

Not everyone will go down the path you chose ;-)
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Post by Wisconsin_gull »

Red Rum or Red alligatior running this year? :whistle:
At the kerb halt - look right - look left -look right again - if all clear quick march!
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard »

Two more horses die for the entertainment of racing fans. The winning jockey is banned for excessive use of the whip and the exhausted winning horse is doused in water and given oxygen immediately after winning the race.
Haven't we got any animal cruelty laws in this country anymore, or are they suspended for this race?
Disgusting.
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Hmmmmm....would it incur the wrath of Emet if I happened to mention the fact that I won.....picked the horse because it sounded like the name of my new doggy....
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Post by Southampton Gull »

Fingers crossed :lol:

I love it when he has a rant, especially on facebook :clap:
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Post by Trojan 67 »

Southampton Gull wrote:Fingers crossed :lol:

I love it when he has a rant, especially on facebook :clap:
Yeah, when Emet goes off on one it's always a good read. :clap: :bow: :clap:

As for Facebook, when will there be a site for professional social drinkers called S'hitfacedbook ? :engflag:
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I'd make one, but you'd always be absent through lavatorial duties :rofl:
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Southampton Gull wrote:I'd make one, but you'd always be absent through lavatorial duties :rofl:
There's me drooping private Johnson into the porcelain, and there's you quaffing on your cigar taking the p'ss !! :clap:
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