Don't get me wrong; I love coming to Hamlet; it's a proper football club with a great management and team. I have happy memories of falling asleep in one of those big leather sofas in the club house after arriving early for a midweek (colouring book free) game and being woken up by your lovely physio Toni who (checking that I was alright) then brought me a cup of tea. We curmudgeonly old duffers do tend to do that and I was told you once had an old guy die in one of those sofas and with nobody taking much notice of him was found there still in restful peace at the next home game!
I really did get asked to give up my young son's seat by a hobby horse (it wasn't a rocking horse) mum who suggested we both sat with our kids on our laps...no feckin' chance. I told her if she wanted a seat that bad she should get there early as we did and that was that. I didn't see anyone else giving up their seat to her so I can't be that much of an odd ball.
Still hoping you remain at Imperial Fields for this one because (quite frankly) a game attracting a sizeable away following should never be used as a first time experience for your team of volunteers ~ you'd be much better advised to use a following like the Concord Rangers Eleven to do that!
By the way; your crowd control for a big attendance when you played Hendon in last season's play-off final was so poor that around a thousand plus were allowed to trample all over the playing surface in order to change ends at half-time. Behave like that if you play at Champion Hill next week and your new pitch won't last five minutes!
