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He slides in on the left slides in on the right Guy Branston makes Nevile look shite.
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Awayday wrote:mmmmmmmmmm a Guy Branston Parady of "Hit me baby one more time"....... Alex watch this space mate ;-)
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He puts his right foot in his right foot out in out in our tou Shake it all about you do the Guy Branston and your turn around thats what its all about.

WOAH GUY BRANSTON WOAH GUY BRANSTON

Knees bent arm stretch rah rah rah.
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AlexGulls wrote:He puts his left foot in, his left foot out, in out in out, shake it all about, you do the Guy Branston and your turn around, thats what its all about.

WOAH GUY BRANSTON WOAH GUY BRANSTON

Knees bent arm stretch rah rah rah.
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That was just part of the song :whistle:
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Not really enough syllables in Guy Branston for the Hokey Cokey, Chris Zebroski would work though.
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Guy Branston is Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he saw the league 2 team of the year awards
he said I'm having that
oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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His big He's Bald he scores headed goals! Guy Branston Guy Branston.
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my my my Guy Branston
la la la la la la la lala
my my my Guy Branston

I will let
you sleep with me on the floor
And when you're ready
I'll let you do me some more
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Awayday wrote:
I will let
you sleep with me on the floor
And when you're ready
I'll let you do me some more
Nice - but lets face it now that you have let Dave go there it will be like chucking a sausage up the high street....
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I have never slept at Dave's.............!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nor me....
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scottbrehaut wrote:Nor me....
Exactly, he never gave you a chance to sleep.
Rather than STIP maybe it should be SBIP (Sex Bitch in Panties).
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We love you Branston because youve got no hair we love you Branston
'Cos your everywhere we love you Branston
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