League 2 Playoffs: Shrewsbury Town vs Torquay United

[ferrarilover]

As opposed to your assertion, Hazbo, that you'll get the two goals you need and then 'do' us on penalties. I have rebuffed your baseless speculation with material fact and you've copped the 'ump. Best of luck next season, regardless of how the next two matches pan out.
Regards tonight's 'heat', it seems your Chairman pissed his panties last time the opposition made a noise of any real description and banned instruments/fun/any kind of enjoyment at all, so I'd be surprised if he permitted 'heat'.

Matt.

[Hazbo]

Hey Fiatlover, i hate it when we squabble! i was asserting nothing, mereley trying to big up our chances for "shits and giggles" as Austin Powers would say. I can assure you sir that no ump was copped, by Ronald Reegan paraquoted comeback, although if im honest, in my heart despite chuckling to myself as i typed the words into my keyboard, it dawned on me that my jib was hollow and baseless as Torquay indeed do have one up on us, well 8-1 up on us if were going to get all pedantic and it would all end in tears for STFC tonight....But you never know!

Please dont refer to Rolands Y fronts again, they are sacred to all Shrews fans, and accordingly, every May,13th in honour of our chairman, we have to play pants

[HRG]

Do you mean May 14th Hazbo? If you lot had another match the day before playing us that would explain why you were so incredibly useless.
That and we were ace!

[Hazbo]

You boys were pretty impressive! All the best guys, here's to a great match!

[tommygull]

This is becoming one massive love-fest! Let's get back to where we should be:

"Just a small team from Telford,
small team from Telford..."

That's better!

[ferrarilover]

Shits and giggles (this is a quote, so I can cuss, right?) an AUSTIN POWERS phrase, bloody kids, think they invented everything!

As for Fiat, they managed where the Nazi regime failed and mobilised the Italian nation with the 500, the Arbarth version of the reincarnated cinque cento is a marvellous car and the Panda 4x4 is the most capable of all the small, not antisocial off roaders.

You should have copped the 'ump, dammit, I guess I'll have to cast aspersions upon your sexual preference!

Matt.

[Northumbergull]

Good luck to the lads tonight!

Anybody got a "link" for tonight?

Cheers

Bruce

[stratfordgull]

Just watching coverage on my local news station (BBC midlands). Don't think the reporter is convinced that Shrews have much chance.....c'mon you yellows!

[bixieupnorth]

sshhh bruce, not on here, its under the counter!! but nothing yet, got a few irons in the fire, will pm you ok?

[bixieupnorth]

pm bruce

[PlainmoorRoar]

CMON YOU YELLOWS!!!!

[Northumbergull]

Thanks for the pm's... :~D

Cheers

Bruce

[TUFC92]

pm bruce

Hi mate pm'd you for the not to be discussed on the board link if that's ok?

[SuperNickyWroe]

TUFC92 & bixie,

you know i should bar you dont you??...............!!!!!!!!!!!

[bixieupnorth]

he's just selling me some sausages!! hoping its all good after the red button gets pushed??