positive vibes from now please

[bixieupnorth]

right then, we've heard all the moaning about seat position, choice of venue, prices, parking, student discounts, air horns, children, answering machines, next seasons squad, who the manager will be etc etc etc

lets just be grateful from now on that our team will be walking out on saturday afternoon with a great chance to gain promotion to league one! lets concentrate out efforts into getting behind the whole squad and coaching staff for the whole 90 minutes and roar them to promotion.

lets make up for the debacle against crawley, throwing away all those points and hitting the woodwork that denied us automatic promotion, and make the most of our eventual visit to old trafford!!

COME ON YOU YELLOWS!!!

[diamondgirl]

You are right Bixie. Got to stop being nergative. It has to be glass half full rather than half empty. Come on you Yellows!!

[Glostergull]

Yea right Bixie. So stop slagging off the merchandise. You dont have to buy it

[bixieupnorth]

Yea right Bixie. So stop slagging off the merchandise. You dont have to buy it

you got me there!!

[bixieupnorth]

i'm watching my positive vibes thread slip down the rankings!!

[nicktufc]

THINKING POSITIVE. COYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave]

Yellow army!!!yellow army !!!,Bixie's yellow army!!!

[bixieupnorth]

we need to keep this thread top of the pile just below the stickies!!
i'm getting more and more confident as the game approaches!

[bixieupnorth]

Yellow army!!!yellow army !!!,Bixie's yellow army!!!

now that i like!!

[cambgull]

Depends if we're talking Torquay or a pregnancy test. I know which one I'd rather be positive about!

[Trojan 67]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

Yeah, I know, it's an old saying.

Then there's us . . . TUFC.

"It's not the size of the crowd in the sing, it's the size of the sing in the crowd."


YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . . YELLOW ARMY . . .

[royalgull]

We always beat Stevenage and we always beat long ball shit teams. They continue to knock it long looking at us thinking, Branston's terrible in the air and when he misses it their tiny keeper won't get anywhere near these high loopy crosses.

We'll pass it, we'll move, the front 4 will cause havoc, Lathrope will do the tidying up like a good young boy sweeping up the mess left behind, O Kane will pull the strings leaving Tomlin to dance and weave his way through there ponderous oafish backline. Zebroski will mis control, stumble, beat 4 players, whack one into the stand then score a brilliant opening goal, Kee will huff, puff, not accomplish much apart from smashing in the 2nd, before in celebration vomiting up his 2 kebabs and 10 beers, O Kane will thump home the 3rd after another Brazil from the west country flowing move. Robinson will play on the left and follow ye olde English code. 'Thou left wingers shalt not be able to use thy left peggus' will cut inside 200 times and still their right back will be too stupid to let him keep doing it 'he's on the left, show him inside will be the cry' as Robinson cuts inside, has 50 shots, puts one in Salford Quays, one in Eastlands but one in the top corner of the net to make it 4.

Stevenage realing at 4-0 down do what all great teams do, adapt their style to putting ANOTHER 6'3 forward on and will go long so long in fact that the ball is landing in Edgeley Park. I'm sure that fat bald bloke will miss one soon will be the cries from the dugout, as Westley tries 4-4-2, 5-3-2, 4-3-3 trying desperately to find the right combination to open the Stevenage safe and Foxtrot Oscar, alas no joy.

Mansell will crunch into them like Bayo into a twix, have a go at Robbo before tackling him as well because he looks a little bit too much like Scott Laird for his liking. Best be safe Manse. Nicho will pick up the ball on average 5 times every minute as we look for a bit of magic from the 'wand'. Don't run Nicho, we don't want to see that, you stand there and pick passes like the fine Quarter Back you are. You call the plays, Tomlin and Zebroski will do the recieving.

We'll lead them a merry dance, like a cat playing with a fat mouse. 4-0 at half time, 'Brazil from the West country' and 'Whats it like to be outclassed' echoing around Old Trafford, after 'Ole' Ole' for 45minutes the final whistles blows, torquay are 4-0 winners, are promoted to League, Westley in his ill fitting suit, has his standard go at the officials, claiming Stevenage were 'in control for the first 45 seconds' Branston punches the air, air is left motionless. Bevan raises his arms in salute and turns the floodlights off, Stevens a late sub raises his arms and pats Bucks on the knees. Bucks jubilant takes off his suit jacket to reveal a Bristol Rovers shirt on with 'Only Kidding' printed on the back, he then takes it off and leaves a steamer on top of it. Nice touch Bucks.

Simon Baker leaves the singing section to hero's acclaim and starts singing are you watching Exeter? Classy. The Gulls are up, and all a bit easy. Only disappointment not enough people saw this vintage display, it was in my dream last night, and you lot were still all queing up at Plainmoor for tickets.

Come on you Yellows!!

[Glostergull]

positive vibes. positive vibes. positive vibes. now bixie. write down 500 lines I must have positive vibes or I will get Westbay to spank you. :slap:

[Trojan 67]

positive vibes. positive vibes. positive vibes. now bixie. write down 500 lines I must have positive vibes or I will get Westbay to spank you. :slap:

I'm now deliberately having negative waves so Westy WILL spank me !!! :Oops:

[Southampton Gull]

Class post, Ian