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given the ever increasing absurd propensity of the " one minute silence or recently introduced hand clapping, for deceased celebs & the like" within the football league,
i`m lead to belive the tradition will again be inacted at all grounds on the boxing day fixtures,
to celebrate the life of the "great & holy one" mr.kim jong il recently deceased despot ruler of noth korea!
so all you gulls fans wear your green army fatigues with the little red star eppletts, collect your posters of the "great & holy one"from the gulls shop, prior to kick off!
please feel free to join in the celebrations of the big mans life, practice your animal wailing & schreeching noises before the game, ensuring to can reach the correct tone on the day,
come on all you gulls fans lets make this one better than "lady di`s gig" way back at the turn of the century! :'
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Not sure if this is 'funny' or what, but I'm not sure it's main board material.

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ferrarilover wrote:Not sure if this is 'funny' or what, but I'm not sure it's main board material.

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:lol: get a life! its sarcasm mixed with a tiny bit of humour old bean!
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bruciesbootcleaner wrote: :lol: get a life! its sarcasm mixed with a tiny bit of humour old bean!
On this we agree, at least :)
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If Carlsberg did satire, it probably wouldn't look a great deal like this.

Tried to read it three times now, each time lost the will a short way through. Good effort, Mr Bootcleaner, but it's a 0/10 from me.

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If you don't like it, or can't be arsed to read it, then don't....and don't bother passing any comment!!
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For once I'm in agreement with Matt. Better on here than the Main Board.
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I wasn't talking about whether it was on the main board or not....
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Scott Brehaut wrote:If you don't like it, or can't be arsed to read it, then don't....and don't bother passing any comment!!
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Scott Brehaut wrote:I wasn't talking about whether it was on the main board or not....

I know that, but he did what he was supposed to and got criticised for that as well as his personal view of the post, which is incidental.
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ferrarilover wrote:If Carlsberg did satire, it probably wouldn't look a great deal like this.

Tried to read it three times now, each time lost the will a short way through. Good effort, Mr Bootcleaner, but it's a 0/10 from me.

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dear old matt - Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS MATT?
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ferrarilover wrote: Physician, heal thyself.

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Hilarious.....

Agree with Scott, it's those kind of dickish comments that put people off contributing to the forum.
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ferrarilover wrote:If Carlsberg did satire, it probably wouldn't look a great deal like this.

Tried to read it three times now, each time lost the will a short way through. Good effort, Mr Bootcleaner, but it's a 0/10 from me.

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matt, here you had the same problem trying to read "janet & john books"
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bruciesbootcleaner wrote: dear old matt - Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS MATT?

Now that DID make me laugh :clap: :clap:
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I've obviously missed a joke along the line somewhere, I can man neither head nor tail of this thread. :|

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