Your Best Buckle Limericks please

[SteveDeckchair]

Paul Buckle,
Arrogant sod,
Needs a job.

Waaa ha ha ha!

[Regiment]

There once was a bloke called Paul Buckle
Whose tactics would land him in trouble
He f**ked Torquay over
To become a Rover
Now seven months later, it's over !!

[Colorado Gull]

There once was a bloke called Buckle
Today at 4 he got the sack
Now he'll never get a job
'Cos everyone thinks that he's a t**t!

[happytorq]

There once was a bloke called Buckle
Today at 4 he got the sack
Now he'll never get a job
'Cos everyone thinks that he's a t**t!

I think somebody missed the definition of "limerick"

There was a crap manager called Buckle
Who kept getting raps on the knuckles
And though his team was shit
He just wouldn't quit
Now from the teat of unemployment he'll suckle.

[HRG]

Ooh very good Happy. I liked that.

[Colorado Gull]

I think somebody missed the definition of "limerick"

There was a crap manager called Buckle
Who kept getting raps on the knuckles
And though his team was sh*t
He just wouldn't quit
Now from the teat of unemployment he'll suckle.

I know it was poor but couldn't resist putting it on! Sack and tw#t? Sort of works! =Z :no:

[AlexGulls]

There once was a man called Buckle who jumped ship to early and done f*ck all
He got the sack because he was cack and that was the end of Buckle.

[Wisconsin_gull]

Nothing to do with Buckle - but a quality limerick

There was an old man from Japan
Whose poems would never scan
When asked why this was
He said its because...
I try to cram as many words in the last line as I possibly can!

[Wisconsin_gull]

Another off topic limerick - I'm on a roll

Our esteemed manager Martin
Sat in the dugout a'fartin
The subs on the bench
Overcome by the stench
All wished they were out there a'startin

[Awayday]

There was a poor bloke called Paul Buckle
Who got his team in a coffuffle
He played strikers on the wing
with their wives he would fling
but moved to Rovers to do F*** all

[Dave_Pougher]

There was a good gaffer called Ling
Who the consortuim to Torquay did bring
Spare cash there was nowt
But results were delivered with clout
Start of a great new begining !!










Cheers Paul