THE TORQUAY UNITED MIRACLE!

[ferrarilover]

I find it funny how Plymouth is more than triple the size of Torquay in terms of population and yet you can only manage to avarage 4000 more fans than our "little" club this season.

Face it, your club is a joke and when your losing to teams like Forest Green next season in front of even lower gates you'll be wishing for the day you get another cup final against us just so you can remember what Home Park used to be like when it managed to fill half the seats.

We can accept we are a small club, and it dosn't bother me in the slightest, we are playing good football at the moment and are enjoying our league position. we are a well run club and unlike you have never entered administration. When are you green slimes going to wake up and realise you're really not very big after all? Lets see if you can get out of that awful league quicker than the 5 years it took Exeter.

It's blue, its sqaure, Argyle's nearly fu*king there.

And herein lies the precise reason that this whole "big club, small club" rubbish simply washes over me...

I don't care, I really don't.

I once made a post on here, which, sadly, I believe was lost when Louis downloaded too much porn and crashed the old servers, which listed a big list of things which I like about Torquay and the position we are in. It was written with genuine passion and was very well received by the membership here. I shan't repeat it verbatim, but it basically said that I like that we are a "small" club, I like that things are cheap and we get to share a laugh with the players because they are normal blokes. I listed about 50 things I love and they are all still true.

All things considered, we aren't a small club. 99% of football clubs registered with the FA get attendances of 0. Since we don't have the smallest budget or the lowest crowds or the most barren history of all the clubs in the FL, far from being a small club, we are surely one of the 70 or so biggest clubs in England and Wales.

If Argyle want to be a big club, then let them, it will do them absolutely no good what so ever in the Conference, or the Conference South, or the Evo-Stik League, or in the High Court when they are wound up.

Imagine man X has a tiny penis, but is married to Scarlett Johansen and man Y is hung like a horse but married to the Elephant Man's identical twin sister. The whole, 'my willy is bigger than your willy' becomes irrelevant because it's not the size of the willy, but the sexiness of the woman you can attract with what you've got which counts.
If it makes you happy Argyle fan, tell yourself that you have a big willy and take comfort in that fact, but at the end of the day, I'm off to bed with to do naughty things with young Miss Johansen and you're off to put your schlong into the ugliest woman alive. I know where I'd rather be...

Matt.

[Southampton Gull]

The whole, 'my willy is bigger than your willy' becomes irrelevant because it's not the size of the willy,

Matt.

You keep telling yourself that, Peewee

[usagullmichigan]

Plymouth must have a big willy because they are in deep. deep doo doo (sounds wrong I know)

[gullintwoplaces]

Deep, deep trouble indeed. But to read Pasoti, you would think that some of the Argyle fans are like goldfish, with a memory of a few seconds. There are a number of fans clamouring for the club's "chequebook" to be brought out to sign new players (sadly, they forget what happened only weeks ago, the bank of other people is now empty). There are some who claim that most of their current squad would walk into any League 2 side (and, some claim, League 1), and that the problem is simply organisation and management. Deluded and mad, I'm afraid.

When I went there on January 2nd I thought there was a smell of death about the place. The Torquay fans outsung, outchanted and outsupported the Argyle fans all through the game. I think Argyle have some way to go before they reach the bottom of their slide. Their football was largely clueless (except for 10 minutes or so after they scored) and I think some of their players would struggle to get into a Blue Square second tier side.

Lessons from the years of overspending and puffed up arrogance have clearly not sunk in to some of the Argyle fans. Tick tock, tick tock, the Blue Square awaits.

[cambgull]

It's funny really, if our little green friend here had been born earlier, I somehow doubt he'd have been the big fan he is today!

I got taken to see Argyle quite a bit as a kid, we even had a box one season and it was dull at times in the mid 90's. Flirting between Division 2 and 3 constantly, often finishing around where Torquay are now. This was because Argyle were run relatively well by McCauley who was regularly lambasted by fans each week, yet at the board meetings, when the club needed 50k, he was the only one who let the moths out of his wallet. Dark times eh?

Well that is your real football league position, somewhere around the play-offs in League 2.

But of course, our retarded little friend here wouldn't know that. I somehow doubt he was alive in the early-mid 90's

[Neal]

Its actually a compliment to be called a small club, thanks Argyle! Because as a "small" club, look where we are. Great isnt it