Cheers Man Utd

[AustrianAndyGull]

Man Utd have been absolutely mullered this evening and look a really poor side. Jonny Evans is good enough for Wolves, Rafael is good for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rooney is good for playing well once evry 60 games but when he is needed to do a messi he can't because he is a million, million, million miles away from being as talented as even Lionels big toes. Bilbao are a good side make no mistake but United were shit again and i'm talking through my pocket because they've cost me money again tonight. England no longer have Europe's top clubs in terms of quality, all they do is pay average players a feckin fortune. Jonny Evans a Man Utd player though! O'Shea was better and he went. United haven't got a prayer of beating that Bilbao side in their own stadium. Game over United and now go and lose the title you bunch of overpaid twats!

[Glostergull]

I can see you have finaly realised what we all know long ago.

[ferrarilover]

Man Utd have been absolutely mullered this evening and look a really poor side. Jonny Evans is good enough for Wolves, Rafael is good for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Rooney is good for playing well once evry 60 games but when he is needed to do a messi he can't because he is a million, million, million miles away from being as talented as even Lionels big toes. Bilbao are a good side make no mistake but United were sh*t again and i'm talking through my pocket because they've cost me money again tonight. England no longer have Europe's top clubs in terms of quality, all they do is pay average players a feckin fortune. Jonny Evans a Man Utd player though! O'Shea was better and he went. United haven't got a prayer of beating that Bilbao side in their own stadium. Game over United and now go and lose the title you bunch of overpaid twats!

To Manchester City, who famously pay their men very, very low wages...

United looked a little disjointed, which is no real surprise since a number of the fringe players were thrown together for this match. Bilbao were the better side on the night, but I'll wager that they played out of their skins tonight and don't perform to that level week in and week out.
No, they're not the side they were a few years ago, but then, they have made, what 5 finals in 13 years and 4 in 7 (I'm guessing,but I'll bet I'm not far wrong). Add to that final appearances from Chelsea (twice?), Liverpool and Arsenal and it's not looking too bad for English football.
I think what showed tonight was just how disinterested Ferguson is in the UEFA Cup, sending out the League Cup team just about proves it in my book.
United have bigger fish to fry and adding this trophy, while lovely, is hardly going to take his managerial career to another level. For me, it's viewed by most supporters (as evidenced by a half empty Old Trafford, when did you last see that?) in a similar vein to the Charity Shield, a nice thing to have, but only if it doesn't come at the expense of injury to any of the real first teamers.

Just out of interest, which was the last Austrian club side in the CL final?

Matt.

[AustrianAndyGull]

To Manchester City, who famously pay their men very, very low wages...United looked a little disjointed, which is no real surprise since a number of the fringe players were thrown together for this match. Bilbao were the better side on the night, but I'll wager that they played out of their skins tonight and don't perform to that level week in and week out.
No, they're not the side they were a few years ago, but then, they have made, what 5 finals in 13 years and 4 in 7 (I'm guessing,but I'll bet I'm not far wrong). Add to that final appearances from Chelsea (twice?), Liverpool and Arsenal and it's not looking too bad for English football.
I think what showed tonight was just how disinterested Ferguson is in the UEFA Cup, sending out the League Cup team just about proves it in my book.
United have bigger fish to fry and adding this trophy, while lovely, is hardly going to take his managerial career to another level. For me, it's viewed by most supporters (as evidenced by a half empty Old Trafford, when did you last see that?) in a similar vein to the Charity Shield, a nice thing to have, but only if it doesn't come at the expense of injury to any of the real first teamers.

Just out of interest, which was the last Austrian club side in the CL final?

Matt.

I didn't bet on them though so they're ok They are allowed to lose!

Any half decent players in the Austrian Bundesliga usually end up in Germany so we'll never have a club in the CL final sadly. Last night epitomised the disdain in which i hold English Premier League football. You could visibly see what that result meant for Bilbao whereas our clubs don't give a **** about the Europa League. As they don't then for Gods sake have some balls like Brian Clough and either say ' we're playing the kids and reserves in Europa League games because we don't give a toss about it' or just don't enter the **** thing! Gets right on my tits people in football who are media friendly. Say what you **** well think you bunch of spineless retards!!!! EUROPA LEAGUE - HATE IT- DON'T WANT TO BE IN IT AND NOT BOTHERED ABOUT IT. Not that difficult is it? Fergie, commands respect but he's just like all the rest. All this i come from Govan shite. Yeah you did but its long been beaten out of you your sense of self worth. Tosser. Go and break down on the motorway again whilst suffering another crippling bout of diarrhoea you moaning, annoying gum chewing red faced morose arse! If the CL and PREM are all you're bothered about then fine - just **** the other competitions off by playing complete reserve sides and not bringing on Nani and Anderson & co when you've realised you are losing and your squads' strength in depth equates to that of Torquay! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All that money swimming about in a massive pool of cess, none of them have any dignity. FAGGOTs!!!!!

[Plymouth Gull]

Yep. Fergie & United won't win anything this season, so it was shocking (but funny) to see them lose last night. Was it really much of a reserve team? Or was it a team of first teamers (Jones, Evans etc)? United need to move on from the Scholes/Giggs generation, much like England & Chelseaneed to get rid of Lampard, Terry and co.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Sorry about the rant all but when there was money ( and self respect ) at stake for both myself AND all connected with Man Utd last night then the performance and attitude needs to be hammered. I couldn't give a toss about United, even their ground is not the most impressive and imposing in the Premier League. I was a little disappointed with my visit there for the play off final. De Gea started in goal and despite criticism about his ability this season, he kept them in the game with 4 0r 5 magnificent saves. Jones played and ballsed up for Llorentes header, didn't know who to mark. Evans played, how he is a Premier League footballer i'll never know. Rooney played and scored 2 , one pen. Did zero apart from that. Messi might score 2 in a game but for the other 89 and a half minutes he touches the ball about a billion times and is always surging forward. Rooney is a fairly good international player. He's not top class and he is nowhere near nor never will be world class. He's got a face like a bag of spanners, i've seen bison communicate more effectively with their own species, he has had a hair transplant that now looks OBVIOUS that he has had a hair transplant thus defeating the vain point of it all, he should be in prison, he plays in one of the best teams in the country so SHOULD score goals and create more openings yet he has 1 amazing game every 10. I just get fed up when people go on about the fate of England resting on his shoulders. Give over! If thats the reality of it all then England are ****. Giggs played last night and although i've always thought of him as a truly great player and a great pro he went and knackered all that up by having an affair with some airhead. Is there nobody in football who can keep his member in his pants?! He's got kids i believe? What a sad, desperate, lonely, tragic, excuse of a man. I wonder if he gave his kids a second thought? No. If you've got a wife and kids then they come first and you accept it. If you can't accept it then fine. End the relationship, be honest, tell the kids, pay the maintainance, THEN go and sleep with someone else. These blokes want it always and they make me vomit. **** off Ryan, you're just another footballer who has no morals and no brain. What next? Family man Paul Scholes coming out and saying he's had it off with some orange woman from big brother? Wouldn't surprise me one bit. Ashley Young also played last night. Not very well and he's another who has a decent game now and again. Hernandez was poor, but i can forgive him because he is actually one of the best players in Fergies squad. So you see nick, United had many of the big guns out last night but were put to bed by a team who play as a team, who work for each other, who have no real superstars (Llorente apart) and who appreciate their heritage and the heritage of the football club. United have got no chance of winning 2-0 over in Spain so that just leaves the PL which they aren't gonna win. Well done United fans for paying ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ to see your desperate team when they are robbing you blind and taking the piss and you are that thick you can't see it. Those that actually make the journey to Bilbao are beyond help and need medication. I suspect they'll just be a load of lads together on the popular ferry from Portsmouth. All getting hammered, being loud and boisterous, bothering other passengers, swearing, causing fights and singing United ( as that is the only song they know ) and INNNNGERRRRLAAAND. At least they've got an excuse as they have no brain cells and no idea. God help Bilbao and its people!

[Plymouth Gull]

Cor, have you been in the Ranting thread at all Andy?

[AustrianAndyGull]

I'll leave it at that Nick!

I'm sure i've got a rant about the Olympics coming on later though!

[AustrianAndyGull]

Just to say that apologies for the excessive rant. It does aapear a bit manic on reading it back and it contained lots of rude words so i'm sorry. I still harbour a strong distaste for man utd though AND people without any respect for others. I'm sure i'm not the only one thankfully.

[DTG]

Just to say that apologies for the excessive rant. It does aapear a bit manic on reading it back and it contained lots of rude words so i'm sorry. I still harbour a strong distaste for man utd though AND people without any respect for others. I'm sure i'm not the only one thankfully.

I don't login often, but felt I had to. Austrianandygull.......that has got to be one of the best rants I've seen on here, brilliant. Agree with everything you ranted.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Cheers DTG. Glad i could be of service!