World Football thread

[Plymouth Gull]

The European Super Cup is as good as over. Chelsea getting outclassed by a goalscoring masterclass from Falcao (who did the same in the Europa League final - see the opening post)

He's hit the post twice too. Unbelievable. Amazed he hasn't been signed up yet, though I imagine Abramovich is trying to get something to happen now!!

[ferrarilover]

I'm not sure how hard Chelsea were trying, they didn't look terribly fussed.
Absolutely correct, Falcao utter class, been following him for a couple of years, the guy is almost (ALMOST) as good as the big two. Remains to be seen if Hazard can go on to be the best of the bunch.

Matt.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Austrian internationals Franz Scheimer and Jakob Jantscher contribute to a Bulls 4-0 rout over Wacker Innsbruck!!

[stevegull]

Austr-wha? Never heard of it mate.

[Eirik]

Austrian internationals Franz Scheimer and Jakob Jantscher contribute to a Bulls 4-0 rout over Wacker Innsbruck!!

Don't forget about the two Norwegians that are running wild at the club since they arrived. I never thought they would perform so well as they have done.

-Eirik-

[AustrianAndyGull]

Nielson and Berisha

[AustrianAndyGull]

I'm just going for a lie down. I've just heard that England have climbed to third in the FIFA rankings. If anyone ever needed any evidence that this system of assessing teams is an absolute comedy show then that's it. 3rd! I know how the system works but my system has Brazil, Holland, Germany, Spain, France even, Argentina, Italy, Denmark ahead of them in terms of who i'd back in a bet if England played them in a tournament! Crazy.

[Southampton Gull]

Austria are 277th in the rankings so they got that spot on

[AustrianAndyGull]

The sad thing for your lot though Dave is we'd probably have a good chance of beating you!

[Southampton Gull]

At what?

[AustrianAndyGull]

Mens Slalom?

[ferrarilover]

So, not an actual sport then...

Matt.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Skiing is the one activity we can whip the world's asses at, that and concealing family members in hidden rooms. No one comes close. Oh and we can also yodel and i can name a million Austrian lagers to England's one? Carling is it i believe? Tastes like piss and is as weak as piss. Real quality that. Get hold of some Stiegl, Steffl, Ottakringer, Schwecater, Gosser, Zipfer and the list goes on, then you will know you've had a drink. We muller you at lager brewing AND having the world's largest beer glasses. The English are that proud of their own beer that they insist of buying someone elses ( e.g Budweiser from the yanks ) and not even using a glass!! How uncouth is that. The Austrians are true Europeans whilst you lot are just animals!

[cambgull]

Why have any lager when you can have ale?

[AustrianAndyGull]

Luke, stop replying to my rants with one liners that make actually make sense! It's annoying!

Agree with the ale thing though, brits are great at ale brewing. My particular favourites being York Brewery, brewed inside the city walls and Doom Bar brewed in Rock, Cornwall. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!