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happytorq wrote:They should make us replay the Hereford game. Yeah, that's it.

And the Crawley - just because!

scottbrehaut wrote: http://www.atsnotes.com/catalog/banknotes/guernsey.html

I shall await my vote from you then.....

What happened to living in France?

Matt.

brucie wrote:She's just another example of someone who has been in her job far too long. We are going to lose three points here and how massive could that be. i am afraid there are no excuses whatsoever here. Taking the player off, contatcting the fa,emails not working,people on holiday - its all complete bollocks.
Just isn't acceptable.

Yup, just what sort of retarded club would hire a person (a woman, no less, what's she doing out of the kitchen), then allow her to keep her job for a sufficient period of time to build up experience and expertise?
We ARE going to lose 3 points? Bloody hell, all this time, the head of the FA disciplinary committee was on our board and we never knew.
Nope, absolutely no excuse whatsoever for a human being making an error, Mr Brucie obviously cannot comprehend such miserable failure since he was born the world's only perfect person.

Matt.

Edit: like a dick, I missed an apostrophe.

ferrarilover wrote:
What happened to living in France?

Matt.

Never have lived in France - it's SG's little joke....

Bollocks! Ok, well, fair is fair, and I'm not one to shirk my responsibilities, check the thread.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:Bollocks! Ok, well, fair is fair, and I'm not one to shirk my responsibilities, check the thread.

Matt.

Thanks!! :~D

ferrarilover wrote:a woman, no less, what's she doing out of the kitchen,
Matt.

Only time I'm out of the kitchen is to do the ironing and hoovering.... :-o

westbaygull wrote: Only time I'm out of the kitchen is to do the ironing and hoovering.... :-o

I'm allowed to leave the house to take little ol' beasty to school but then I have to go straight back home and no dawdling.
New smilies?! My god, it's like Christmas has come again

westbaygull wrote: Only time I'm out of the kitchen is to do the ironing and hoovering.... :-o

You'll never learn the offside rule doing that. Bless you.

She does a mean text update tho!! (Although she was very quiet on Tuesday!! :whip:

happytorq wrote: You'll never learn the offside rule doing that. Bless you.

It's when one of the men in the other coloured shirts has to be in front of their man in the different coloured shirt who stands between those 2 post things when one of our players is running along... or something like that. Then the lil man standing on the side waves a lovely flag and the Popside shout things like 'Are you blind, you ****'. o:)

Chips, thanking you for the whipping, will resume normal service next match

The offside rule as explained to women :

"When the dick with the flag has it raised it's OFFSIDE."

Trojan 67 wrote:The offside rule as explained to women :

[b]"When the dick with the flag has it raised it's OFFSIDE."[/b]

Or IS it!!!

Trojan 67 wrote:The offside rule as explained to women :

"When the dick with the flag has it raised it's OFFSIDE."

Or could that be,"when the receiver of the mans tongue with the flag have it raised its OFFSIDE" unless its asky commontator of couse