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We have some rather attractive female football players...

Big as I'm assured you are, they'd deck you soon as look at you. These are some tough girls. Still, don't let that put you off coming.

Matt.

I was making a joke about public masturbation but I'm seemingly in a fight with some ladies football players now. This escalated quickly.

cambgull wrote:I was making a joke about public masturbation but I'm seemingly in a fight with some ladies football players now. This escalated quickly.

Female footballers by and large tend to have a better sense of humour than many a man, turn up, engage in some banter, wait for them to de-bag you, and don't attempt to resist, you'll be just fine..

forevertufc wrote: Female footballers by and large tend to have a better sense of humour than many a man, turn up, engage in some banter, wait for them to de-bag you, and don't attempt to resist, you'll be just fine..

Some of them are more than welcome to pull my trousers down!

cambgull wrote: Some of them are more than welcome to pull my trousers down!

Imagine the disappointment when they do though

:na:

Scott Brehaut wrote: Imagine the disappointment when they do though

:na:

You can imagine my penis all you want, Scott.

Gentlemen, please.. There may be ladies present..

What if they're feminists? In fact, the law of averages would suggest that at least 1 of the ladies football team is a feminist. What then?

cambgull wrote:What if they're feminists? In fact, the law of averages would suggest that at least 1 of the ladies football team is a feminist. What then?

Read my last post on the Banter Board's 'A Woman Manager in the Men's Game' thread..

A reminder that the ladies at long last can be seen in a game at Plainmoor, tomorrow, Saturday 5 July at 1pm. I've no idea who they're playing, but I'm sure they'll win..

Not sure who they're playing?

It's Exeter City, fer Christ's sake!

Matt.

Oh yes the ladies with their names on the back of their shirts !!

ferrarilover wrote:Not sure who they're playing?
It's Exeter City, fer Christ's sake!
Matt.

Exeter City? Men's team or Ladies' team..??

Our ladies team lost 7-1 this afternoon against Exeter ladies.

Exeter opened the scoring from a penalty. The score line was 1-1 after a fantastic strike by Louisa Crook (I think it was). After that, it seemed to all go downhill. However, we have some good players in that side and if we sort out our defence, use the right wing a little more and get some shots at goal, we should have a competitive ladies side.