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I'll live with my mistakes, using a bloody iPhone keyboard is a little tough with my fat fingers

SouthamptonGull wrote:I'll live with my mistakes, using a bloody iPhone keyboard is a little tough with my fat fingers

Try cleaning off the blood, that'll help.

Or

Don't get blood on your iPhone, that is sure in invalidate the warranty.

Take your pick of TWO excellent blood based jokes. Feel free to add you own, but please, no fish based puns, as these give me a haddock.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:
Take your pick of TWO excellent blood based jokes.

Where are they....?

Oh, poor love, Jane has obviously misplaced her reading glasses, can someone nip round to her house and take them off her head for her so she can read my incredibly funny blood based jokes?

Matt.

As it turns out, I might well be going to this game, are you sure you can't be persuaded down J?

Matt.

No, got to take Marty to Weymouth College so won't be back here till late afternoon. Would love to have text updates Matt if you go, please thank you

westbaygull wrote: I'm more than happy to help anybody proof read their posts at a premium rate and only cash or slate cleaning will suffice

Chris - you're right. Primark is not the place to spend a fortune. I meant to type..um...Dolce and Gabbana.

I knew that Jane. I just wanted you to admit it.

Slate cleaning

Will you stop posting nonsense and buy my damn books!

Is it still on with all the rain?

yellowmonkey wrote:Is it still on with all the rain?

Yeah the game is still on. At the moment the score is Exeter 0-3 Torquay; Kee, Halpin and Yeoman.

oh blow, i just did a really long post as my source described the 2nd goal as 'the best you'll see for a while' and I don't know where I posted it to...

Anyway, as just said, 3 nil, JT playing for them, and we're making it look very easy. Ta Matt

Quick update - they've had 2 shots, we've had about 15.Their no 9 looks good, rest hopeless esp Thomson. (is this where I have to put 'sic'?) Eunan and Billy too good for this level. Palmer excellent at the back.

Can you get an update on right-back trialist Danny Senda Jane? As I posted on another thread, he'd be a fantastic signing if over his knee problems. Always a favourite of mine in the Football Manager games, and that is my benchmark for quality of signing

Will do, Andy, but I'd imagine from what Matt's saying that our defence haven't had too much to do..

Hee hee, Matt is drooling over our 4th goal, Macklin.

Andy - he hasn't noticed senda, City have done nothing to cause concern and Palmer is dealing with any long balls