Funniest Chant
Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 16:32
Mr Westbay is actually Ms./Mrs Westbay. :whip:
You agree with too many posters.
Plank.
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You agree with too many posters.
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Funniest Chant
Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 16:43
a very old song which made me laugh
Who's up Mrs Brown
Who's up Mrs Brown
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Tommy Tommy Docherty
The context being he was shagging the Manure physio Laurie Brown's wife
Who's up Mrs Brown
Who's up Mrs Brown
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Tommy Tommy Docherty
The context being he was shagging the Manure physio Laurie Brown's wife
Funniest Chant
Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 18:03
I always liked the variation on the Addams Family that we used at Yeovil once year. We probably weren't the first team to use it (very few chants are original now), but still.
der der der der (clap clap)
der der der der (clap clap)
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all **** one another
The Yeovil Family.
der der der der (clap clap)
der der der der (clap clap)
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all **** one another
The Yeovil Family.
Funniest Chant
Posted: 05 Jun 2019, 22:38
Next season we will hear a chant from Notts County fans that appears to make no sense. It’s simple, inclusive, uses no divisive language or themes, but it brings their fans together. This chant brings positive traits; camaraderie, loyalty, humour and the ability to face adversity, hence why for me the 'Wheelbarrow Song' sums up all that is good about chanting.
For those who haven’t heard it, to the tune of ‘Old Smoky’, it is simply;
“I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off, I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off, County, County, County”
Why then is that a great football chant? It has nothing to do with football, until the final reference to County,
Well, it is self-deprecating; the inference being that as a club that they are so unfortunate that even their wheelbarrow is broken. And yet, despite all that, they still love the wheelbarrow. They'll get a new wheel, it’ll be as good as new. Then at they start of the new season they'll believe again.
I think TUFC have had a few broken wheelbarrow's in our time, so when you hear their chant you will be able to relate to it's meaning.
(wheelbarrow song)
For those who haven’t heard it, to the tune of ‘Old Smoky’, it is simply;
“I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off, I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off, County, County, County”
Why then is that a great football chant? It has nothing to do with football, until the final reference to County,
Well, it is self-deprecating; the inference being that as a club that they are so unfortunate that even their wheelbarrow is broken. And yet, despite all that, they still love the wheelbarrow. They'll get a new wheel, it’ll be as good as new. Then at they start of the new season they'll believe again.
I think TUFC have had a few broken wheelbarrow's in our time, so when you hear their chant you will be able to relate to it's meaning.
(wheelbarrow song)
Funniest Chant
Posted: 28 Jun 2019, 18:39
You can't stop laughing at this one :
Solihull Moors FC by the NEC and Birmingham City FC , famous for Insolvency !!! 
Solihull Moors FC by the NEC and Birmingham City FC , famous for Insolvency !!! 
Funniest Chant
Posted: 28 Jun 2019, 21:00
Fred, stick to selling t shirts , that's crap!
Funniest Chant
Posted: 26 Jan 2021, 12:16
One which I thought was funny, but it was clear that the player didn't!
He used to be s***e
But now he's allright!
He used to be s***e
But now he's allright!