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Kinky John Fowler wrote: I wouldnt have a problem taking my cat for a walk around 'Frenchay Village Green' mate, the only difficulty is that it is a hell of a long way out of Bristol
I dont know if Badgerline even go that far. =D

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KJF, One Team In Bristol

There is no need to lie Kinky John just because you are on another clubs forum. Frenchay is in Bristol, and it is far closer to the City centre than where your sespit was planned to be built. Also at least our stadium will be in a metropolitan area, You know where there is actual civilisation, it is 5 minutes walk away from BRISTOL Parkway, where there is actualy people around, and has great transport links, Unlike where your stadium was going to be built which is surrounded by Cows, Pigs and Sheep in the middle of farmyards and other general compost like squalor. You stinkweeds are not called The sh*theads for nothing pal!!!!

SuperNickyWroe, you of all people cannot bang on about attendances when you are probably the worst in the whole football league, and only take a paltry 6k to Old Trafford. You may as well have played that match at the f*cking Mem instead of putting all your supporters in 1 mini bus and driving all the way to Manchester.

Remember we took 45k in the equivilent game in 2007, which is a record for play off final in the bottom 2 tiers, Even Shrewsbury managed to take double what you did.

Dont worry about us ,Me Ol' Mucker, I am sure the stadium will be full most weeks, Until we play the likes of Torquay in the 1st round of the League Cup.

I love the banter!!!!

i aint talking about old trafford. or wembley.

im talking about you lot trying to fill a 20,000 stadium!

like yeah, right!

Me, Myself and Irene.

Smell it ?

Gas of course, Me and Myself have been smelling it on here for some time.

It's getting late now, so it's goodnight from me and goodnight from myself. As for Irene . . .

Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight
Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene
I'll see you in my dreams . . .



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Trojan 67 wrote:Me, Myself and Irene.

Smell it ?

Gas of course, Me and Myself have been smelling it on here for some time.

It's getting late now, so it's goodnight from me and goodnight from myself. As for Irene . . .

Irene goodnight, Irene goodnight
Goodnight Irene, goodnight Irene
I'll see you in my dreams . . .



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Last Saturday night, I got married, Me and my wife settled down in bed, now me and my wife are parted, Im gonna take another stroll down town.

Sometimes I live in the country, Sometimes I live in the town, Sometimes I have a great notion, to jump in the river and drown!!!!

You could have chosen the original Leadbelly version, or at the very least the late great legend Johnny Cash, but apart from that, Well done!!!!

The best football club anthem by a mile.

Aint it funny how a lil ole wind up gets the wind up the Gas. . One mention of something they have been moaning about for ages and they go nuts.
SG your lil ole illustration just about summed it up nicely. I havent had so much fun in ages.

And while we are at it. was it not the Gas who where so up in arms this last 19 months at least avin a right go at the board for the embarrasment of the redevelopemement of the Mem. And it seems odd that having announced the new stadium. Have they now dropped the plans for the mem. Nothing has actually been officialy stated that the mem project was dropped.
After the mem fiasco I wonder what will happen if this also falls through, after all the nimbis have yet to rear their ugly head. Bound to be one nutter complaining that the lesser spotted Dimwit newt has been spotted in the last 10 years and it has to be preserved and Mrs Jones in no.20 4 miles away doesnt like football fans and wants it moved to Wales as she fears an attack of the dreaded Lurgi

On a more serious note . If the new stadium is built out at UWE then i would have like to the memorial gates moved to the very entrance of the Stadium complex at it's fulcrum point as it were. Then it would have the prominence that it deserves. and it would be too in sight of any morons who would want to deface it as has happened in the past

BritishGAS wrote:[]

There is no need to lie Kinky John just because you are on another clubs forum. Frenchay is in Bristol, and it is far closer to the City centre than where your sespit was planned to be built. Also at least our stadium will be in a metropolitan area, You know where there is actual civilisation, it is 5 minutes walk away from BRISTOL Parkway, where there is actualy people around, and has great transport links, Unlike where your stadium was going to be built which is surrounded by Cows, Pigs and Sheep in the middle of farmyards and other general compost like squalor. You stinkweeds are not called The sh*theads for nothing pal!!!!

SuperNickyWroe, you of all people cannot bang on about attendances when you are probably the worst in the whole football league, and only take a paltry 6k to Old Trafford. You may as well have played that match at the f*cking Mem instead of putting all your supporters in 1 mini bus and driving all the way to Manchester.

Remember we took 45k in the equivilent game in 2007, which is a record for play off final in the bottom 2 tiers, Even Shrewsbury managed to take double what you did.

Dont worry about us ,Me Ol' Mucker, I am sure the stadium will be full most weeks, Until we play the likes of Torquay in the 1st round of the League Cup.

I love the banter!!!!

THAR SHE BLOWS!

Frenchay closer to the City Centre than Ashton Vale???....Frenchay isnt even in the same COUNTY as Bristol City Centre

I like the way you have also mentioned Bristol Parkway. Isnt the term 'Parkway' traditionally used for railway stations that arent actually in the City/Town for which they serve? (I could be wrong, dont think I am).

I knew if I prodded the surface of the water with the 'one team in Bristol stick' you would appear...and you didnt let me down :rules: good man!

Now then, tell me BritishGas...all this about TUFC taking 6k hundreds of miles to Old Trafford (think it was 7k actually), do you not think its a bit rich when your boys dont even take 6k to your own ground?

As for Irene...utter dirge, a song with strong suicidal overtones and stolen from Plymouth Argyle (not the only thing youve stolen from Devon is it? )
Im just glad ours is Drink Up Thy Zider, miles better.

cheers

KJF

Kinky John Fowler wrote: THAR SHE BLOWS!

Frenchay closer to the City Centre than Ashton Vale???....Frenchay isnt even in the same COUNTY as Bristol City Centre

I like the way you have also mentioned Bristol Parkway. Isnt the term 'Parkway' traditionally used for railway stations that arent actually in the City/Town for which they serve? (I could be wrong, dont think I am).

I knew if I prodded the surface of the water with the 'one team in Bristol stick' you would appear...and you didnt let me down :rules: good man!

Now then, tell me BritishGas...all this about TUFC taking 6k hundreds of miles to Old Trafford (think it was 7k actually), do you not think its a bit rich when your boys dont even take 6k to your own ground?

As for Irene...utter dirge, a song with strong suicidal overtones and stolen from Plymouth Argyle (not the only thing youve stolen from Devon is it? )
Im just glad ours is Drink Up Thy Zider, miles better.

cheers

KJF

Dont mug yourself, my little doolally red friend. I live in Frenchay, and when I recieve my mail each morning, it clearly states I live in Bristol...Whereas on the other hand Long Ashton and Ashton Vale is in Somerset.

The fact that it is called Bristol Parkway and not South Gloucestershire Parkway, Kind of gives that away, dont you think? All Parkway means is it is similar to a park and ride, but with trains instead of buses.

I just come back to amuse myself at your pathetic ramblings.

Hahahaha Irene is utter dirge? Yet drink up the cider, sang by a bunch of bearded, Wurzel Gummidge lookalike carrot munching inbreds from Somerset is good? That is hilarious?

And didnt you do the same to Yeovil when you stole that fat knobhead and his bellend son?


You are right we havn't had big crowds at The Mem, because it is a shithole and the football on offer has been about as dire and ludicrous as your pathetic drivel, but the fact Bristol Rovers took more than Bristol C*ty to both the Millenium and Wembley, took 8k away fans to Fulham outnumbering them, Took 9k fans to Derby and 5k to Southampton, proves that when we play well and for the big games we can generate good support. It wasnt so long ago that you were averaging about 6k at Trashton, so sh*theads can hardly talk either. It was only a bit of friendly banter with the Gulls but again you have to plague this thread with your idiotic warblings.

You can say the same about Baadiff and Swansea when they were playing at Ninnian and The Vetch at this level they were getting crowds of 4k, Now they are better supported than you, especially Baadiff by some distance.

And Glostergull ,there wont be any problem with the nimby's this time mark my words, Horefield Rose who were the main culprits who scuppered The Mem development, have come out and publicly stated that they are in favour of Sainsbury's. It is not going to be a huge supermarket, It will be a Sainsbury's local with other developments like appartments, Flats etc.

While up the road South Glos council want this stadium, BRFC want this stadium, UWE want this stadium and Bristol Rugby want this stadium, This time the nimbys have 4 hurdles to overcome unlike just the one. Also the fact that it will be a one of a kind stadium in regards it will be the only University linked stadium in the whole of the UK and it is something the region needs very much, and lots of other ventures will come from that.

Also the memorial gates cannot be moved as they are listed.

Trust me there wont be much hassle in this getting built whatsoever.

I am sure Kinky John stinkweed will be back in the morning to amuse me some more. UTG

BritishGAS wrote: Dont mug yourself, my little doolally red friend. I live in Frenchay, and when I recieve my mail each morning, it clearly states I live in Bristol...Whereas on the other hand Long Ashton and Ashton Vale is in Somerset.

The fact that it is called Bristol Parkway and not South Gloucestershire Parkway, Kind of gives that away, dont you think? All Parkway means is it is similar to a park and ride, but with trains instead of buses.

I just come back to amuse myself at your pathetic ramblings.

Hahahaha Irene is utter dirge? Yet drink up the cider, sang by a bunch of bearded, Wurzel Gummidge lookalike carrot munching inbreds from Somerset is good? That is hilarious?

And didnt you do the same to Yeovil when you stole that fat knobhead and his bellend son?


You are right we havn't had big crowds at The Mem, because it is a shithole and the football on offer has been about as dire and ludicrous as your pathetic drivel, but the fact Bristol Rovers took more than Bristol C*ty to both the Millenium and Wembley, took 8k away fans to Fulham outnumbering them, Took 9k fans to Derby and 5k to Southampton, proves that when we play well and for the big games we can generate good support. It wasnt so long ago that you were averaging about 6k at Trashton, so sh*theads can hardly talk either. It was only a bit of friendly banter with the Gulls but again you have to plague this thread with your idiotic warblings.

You can say the same about Baadiff and Swansea when they were playing at Ninnian and The Vetch at this level they were getting crowds of 4k, Now they are better supported than you, especially Baadiff by some distance.

And Glostergull ,there wont be any problem with the nimby's this time mark my words, Horefield Rose who were the main culprits who scuppered The Mem development, have come out and publicly stated that they are in favour of Sainsbury's. It is not going to be a huge supermarket, It will be a Sainsbury's local with other developments like appartments, Flats etc.

While up the road South Glos council want this stadium, BRFC want this stadium, UWE want this stadium and Bristol Rugby want this stadium, This time the nimbys have 4 hurdles to overcome unlike just the one. Also the fact that it will be a one of a kind stadium in regards it will be the only University linked stadium in the whole of the UK and it is something the region needs very much, and lots of other ventures will come from that.

Also the memorial gates cannot be moved as they are listed.

Trust me there wont be much hassle in this getting built whatsoever.

I am sure Kinky John stinkweed will be back in the morning to amuse me some more. UTG

F*ck me BritishAss!

To steal a line from DS Chisholm in 'Minder', "youve got more rabbit than Watership Down"

My ramblings may well be pathetic, your ramblings are extensive and seem to last forever.

Truce for the weekend now, Im off out.

cheers

KJStinkweed