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Paul Buckle,
Arrogant sod,
Needs a job.

Waaa ha ha ha!

There once was a bloke called Paul Buckle
Whose tactics would land him in trouble
He f**ked Torquay over
To become a Rover
Now seven months later, it's over !!

There once was a bloke called Buckle
Today at 4 he got the sack
Now he'll never get a job
'Cos everyone thinks that he's a t**t!

dannyrvtufc4life wrote:There once was a bloke called Buckle
Today at 4 he got the sack
Now he'll never get a job
'Cos everyone thinks that he's a t**t!

I think somebody missed the definition of "limerick"

There was a crap manager called Buckle
Who kept getting raps on the knuckles
And though his team was shit
He just wouldn't quit
Now from the teat of unemployment he'll suckle.

Ooh very good Happy. I liked that.

happytorq wrote: I think somebody missed the definition of "limerick"

There was a crap manager called Buckle
Who kept getting raps on the knuckles
And though his team was sh*t
He just wouldn't quit
Now from the teat of unemployment he'll suckle.

I know it was poor but couldn't resist putting it on! Sack and tw#t? Sort of works! =Z :no:

There once was a man called Buckle who jumped ship to early and done f*ck all
He got the sack because he was cack and that was the end of Buckle.

Nothing to do with Buckle - but a quality limerick

There was an old man from Japan
Whose poems would never scan
When asked why this was
He said its because...
I try to cram as many words in the last line as I possibly can!

Another off topic limerick - I'm on a roll

Our esteemed manager Martin
Sat in the dugout a'fartin
The subs on the bench
Overcome by the stench
All wished they were out there a'startin

There was a poor bloke called Paul Buckle
Who got his team in a coffuffle
He played strikers on the wing
with their wives he would fling
but moved to Rovers to do F*** all

There was a good gaffer called Ling
Who the consortuim to Torquay did bring
Spare cash there was nowt
But results were delivered with clout
Start of a great new begining !!










Cheers Paul