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happytorq wrote:Cats. Easily (i know, shocking from me)

I mean, tables are ok but they're basically trying to cheat gravity. b*****d.

Plus you can't have fun with a table by making it chase light from a torch.

Yeah but have you ever tried eating your evening meal on the cat. I ask you. trying to chase it all over the house only to find it tipped on top of you with the cat hissing madly at you from the top of the wardrope.

And, you can't shag your missus on a cat!!

tables get my vote. particularly like the sports versions, tennis, snooker, pool, and having grown up playing subutteo rather than bloody fifa, tables win hands down (not that fifa has anything to do with cats, but you know what i mean).

besides, last time i put my pint on a cat, it all went horribly wrong.

SteveDeckchair wrote:And, you can't shag your missus on a cat!!

But I could shag your missus on a table?

Matt.

She would throw you back in, Matt. Tiddlers are never a womans best friend

It's horses for courses for me.

So when it's horseplay, the cat is the act and when it's dinner, it's the table for courses.

ferrarilover wrote:
But I could shag your missus on a table?

Matt.

You could ask her, but I think the answer would result in you getting your arse kicked by a girl.

Best stick to shagging cats mate....

SteveDeckchair wrote: You could ask her, but I think the answer would result in you getting your arse kicked by a girl.

Best stick to shagging cats mate....

oh my life my sides hurt.

SteveDeckchair wrote:And, you can't shag your missus on a cat!!

or wipe your behind on a table...

I could wipe my arse on a table a lot easier than using a cat. Eoowww i bet that would scratch.

After watching that crass argument between Regiment and Camgull in Whinge moan and rant. I think I will stick with cats and tables. It's so much safer.

aaargghh
after voting for tables Trojan got me sounding off about my favourite cars. Jaguars. Jaguars are Cats, and I seem to have come down on the side of cats. Damn blast and sausage dogs. I should have added a vote for Kettles.

Cats are better because they can sense ghosts in your house. :~D

What absolute tosh. Cats can't spot a ghost any more than a table can. I was on your side untill you came down on the side of cats,
besides why are you not in bed. It's way past your bedtime.

Cheers for the suppot GG!