Ben's Hot Topic and other Alan Partridge inspired stupidity.

[cambgull]

I've just stepped on a spiiiiiikkkeeee.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Welcome aboard Luke! We thought this thread had become a bit of an albatross.

[cambgull]

I do love a good Alan Partridge discussion.

You could be a Bond villain. Dr No... vocal chords.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Or as i'm from Yorkshire, Dr Nowt

[AustrianAndyGull]

I'd like to go out for a Valentines Day dinner with a 12 inch plate and a 24 hour carvery but i'd want to avoid Al Capone who may choose to come in and massacre everybody thus spoiling it for many diners. He died of Syphilis so there is some justice.

[bengull]

Interesting you should mention valentines day Andy,normally I like to serenade my date with a very off key rendition of 'close to you' by 'The Carpenters'

[stevegull]

Interesting you should mention valentines day Andy,normally I like to serenade my date with a very off key rendition of 'close to you' by 'The Carpenters'

But I heard Andy's mother preferred 'Annie's song' by 'John Denver'...

[Glostergull]

I think I would build a very large box. put both Mr Partridge and that annoying bloke who sings Go Compare in it together and bury them in the remains of a coal mine about to be redeveloped. and then say Compare that.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Any duet with Gina Langland would be a dream.

[bengull]

Providing she gets your name right.

[AustrianAndyGull]

What Alec?

[bengull]

ALAN!! ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN!, ALAN!!

I'm off to the BP garage for a mushroom slice.

[AustrianAndyGull]

The best day out would be to drive around Norwich ringroad with French HGV driver Alain Perdrix looking for B&Q and then afterwards popping into the liddle biddy chef for a cumberland sausage with John but only after i've stuck a twix in your eye, one in your ear and one up your bum but i'd have to break into another packet and i'm not prepared to do that! Then i'd fly off to Cornwall with Tom Donaldson whose just a mate and crash into the sea but having washed my hands.

[Glostergull]

The best day out would be to drive around Norwich ringroad with French HGV driver Alain Perdrix looking for B&Q and then afterwards popping into the liddle biddy chef for a cumberland sausage with John but only after i've stuck a twix in your eye, one in your ear and one up your bum but i'd have to break into another packet and i'm not prepared to do that! Then i'd fly off to Cornwall with Tom Donaldson whose just a mate and crash into the sea but having washed my hands.

I am sincerley glad to hear that Mate. I feel so much better now.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Fanny Hair!