The Torquay United / Cliff Richard Christmas Song 2013 - The Mistletoe & Wine remix.
In all good record stores now! Including HMV if you can find one. :~D
Bring back Ling, the yellow army sing
But the old has passed, there's a new beginning
Dreams of Santa, dreams of goals
Hope is there, in yellow souls
Christmas Time, the Torquay's doing fine
The Yellow Army singing all the time
Tonge is on fire, we HAD Jayden Stockley
It's time to rejoice for the good of Torquay!
A time for singing, a time for believing
A time for us to get Plainmoor heaving
A win and laughter and joy everafter
More points for the taking just follow squirrel master
Christmas time, the Torquay's doing fine
The Yellow Army singing all the time
Chappell is a flyer, we've got Karl Hawley
It's time to rejoice for the lads from Torquay!
Martin Rice, holy Rice
A time for winning, a time for getting
A time to lose all my money on betting
Torquay is love! Torquay is peace!
A time for all the Knill bashing to cease
Christmas time, the Torquay's doing fine
The Yellow Army singing all the time
Brizzle are so dire, we sh*t over the greeks
It's time to rejoice because we are Torquay!
COME ON TORQUAY!! COME ON TORQUAY!! COME ON TORQUAY!!!
and Jona Lewie is on board for the yellow cause also with his remake of his thoroughly depressing Christmas song Stop the Cavalry.
Hey Mr Alan Knill, comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold so let's all start the show
Marching to and from the enemy
Gargs all know it's tough and they've had enough
Cannot stop the Yellow Army!
We've all had a fright watching so much sh*te
From Torquay all throughout our years
But that is why i say, oh yes yet again
You can't stop the Yellow Army!
It's Rovers next at home
1-0 Marquis, he's ours on loan
Wish i could be singing now
In the arms of the ground i love
Dubba dubba dum dum Dubba dubba dum
Dubba dum dum dubba dum Elliot Benyon
Dubba dubba dum dum dubba dubba dum
Dubba dum dum dubba dum Elliot Benyon
Wish i was at home for Christmas
I'll finish by saying that i believe (sh*t song by EMF in the 90's that) but i believe that Gullscorer is correct when he says we will win all our December games and Knill will be named manager of the month! It could happen! I also want to say a huge Merry Christmas to everybody out there, even the more moribund amongst you. We all have families and i won't let moribundness (if that is a word) stop me from wishing you ALL a very happy Christmas and we can see another 6 points before the year is out!!! COYY!!!
Who said prescription drugs and alcohol aren't compatible? Bloody idiots! LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE PRESENTED YOU WITH ABOVE! o:) Meds + Jagermeister = A creative genius which is what you are seeing today. What is the term for one of those drinks anyway? Could be a Bomb Bomb but i always thought that was a light sugar coated confectionary item introduced from France in the 1800's. I guess it all depends on what medication you are on.
Of course I'm not imbibing at this hour of the day. It's not Christmas yet.
Anyway. Behold my songs! They are prime candidates to get me my first Ivor Novello so if you don't mind.....................................
In all seriousness folks everyone have a wonderful Christmas and even if you have pretty much nothing, like me, just be thankful for it because it's all too easy to take things for granted and don't get sucked in by all this commercial bullsh*t. They are just possessions. In addition please remember that is is just one day when all said and done. Oh and try to spend 75% of your festive season taking everything in as MEMORIES as nature intended and 25% on taking photos and videos. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. Twenty years down the line, memories will be in your head for you to recall in an instant and nowhere else. Just be. :rules:
HO HO HO !!!!! :~D
Anyone wanting a rotund bloke (but muscular with it

) to dress up as Santa at the last minute then look no further! I'll do it for free accommodation, transport and a ticket to any of our festive games as I'm bloody skint and can't get to a Gulls game until Oxford at the end of January. That is a month away and already I'm folding under the symptoms of withdrawal. I must add that of course i am fully CRB checked.

HOHOHO!!!