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Ruth Henshall formerly on the panel of strictly, classy.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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julia hartley brewer - journalist, radio presenter, regular weekly guest on this morning, gmtv/daybreak, sky news, been on question time and similar programmes also.
sometimes looks a bit of a boot, maybe slightly on the turn, but often looking rather attractive, helluva pair of puppies (thats probably my attraction). :~D
i would definitely take her upstairs and give her the best 20 seconds she's ever had! :P
have a look -
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=julia ... =548&dpr=1
sometimes looks a bit of a boot, maybe slightly on the turn, but often looking rather attractive, helluva pair of puppies (thats probably my attraction). :~D
i would definitely take her upstairs and give her the best 20 seconds she's ever had! :P
have a look -
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=julia ... =548&dpr=1
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Can definitely see the dichotomy with her chunks, know exactly where you're coming from.
Oh and what puppies does she have? Springers?![ROFL :rofl:](./images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Oh and what puppies does she have? Springers?
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Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Susanna Reid gives me a boner, pretty tidy and what a rack ![Glasses :)](./images/smilies/glasses.gif)
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Christ this thread is so chauvinistic!
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Sweet baby Moses - she's bloody gorgeous.Southampton Gull wrote:Susanna Reid gives me a boner, pretty tidy and what a rack
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sorry lads, susanna reid does not qualify for this thread, simply because she is nowhere near a borderline boiler. :no:
the lady is very attractive, indeed, truth be told she is absolute filth.
the lady is very attractive, indeed, truth be told she is absolute filth.
You are my torquay, my only torquay, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know, just, how much i love you, so don't take my torquay away.
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You're wrong. She can look very ordinary at times and at others she can be stunning, a bit of slap does wonders occasionally.
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Men are not allowed to slap women. :rules:
A woman, however, can slap a man (or worse) and then falsely accuse him of slapping her (or worse), and she will be believed..![Angry :@](./images/smilies/grrrrrr.gif)
A woman, however, can slap a man (or worse) and then falsely accuse him of slapping her (or worse), and she will be believed..
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I thnk he meant make-up not actually giving her a whack across the face!Gullscorer wrote:Men are not allowed to slap women. :rules:
A woman, however, can slap a man (or worse) and then falsely accuse him of slapping her (or worse), and she will be believed..
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I know he did, but I don't like to miss an opportunity.... =D
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Southampton Gull wrote:Susanna Reid gives me a boner, pretty tidy and what a rack
keep up dave.
mentioned her on page 3.
how ironic................ :} =D
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saw patsy kensit on this morning. cor blimey, yes please.
You are my torquay, my only torquay, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know, just, how much i love you, so don't take my torquay away.
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chunkygull wrote:saw patsy kensit on this morning. cor blimey, yes please.
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