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"He's big ! He's black !
He leads us from the back !
BRIAN SAAH ! BRIAN SAAH !"

Ian Morris scores the clincher at Oxford . . .



"One Morris Oxford !
There's only one Morris Oxford !
One Morris Ox . . . ford
There's only one Morris Ox . . . ford" . . . . . .




I'll get me coat and go now in me little Austin A35 . . . :Oops:

cor andy you've got a mad jukebox in that head of yours mate!

Who is Andy?

"Once while climbing the Popside step,
I slipped and fell and hurt my neck.
I fell so hard I heard Gulls sing :
There's only one Martin Dinger Ling !

OUR DINGER LING ! OUR DINGER LING !
WE PLAY THIS WAY COS OF OUR DINGER LING !
OUR DINGER LING ! OUR DINGER LING !
WE PLAY THIS WAY COS OF OUR DINGER LING !

Now this here song it ain't so bad,
Best little song that you ever had,
And those of you who will not sing,
You must be against our own Dinger Ling !

OUR DINGER LING ! OUR DINGER LING !
WE PLAY THIS WAY COS OF OUR DINGER LING !
OUR DINGER LING ! OUR DINGER LING !
WE PLAY THIS WAY COS OF OUR DINGER LING ! " . . .





edit : the chorus is flexible . . .
"we play this way" can be modified to "we win this way" or maybe "we are this way cos of our Dinger Ling".

Trojan 67 wrote: "He's big ! He's black !He leads us from the back !
BRIAN SAAH ! BRIAN SAAH !"

Racist!

He's big, he's black !
He leads the Gulls attack !
RENE HOWE ! RENE HOWE !

Just walk away Rene
Instead of getting booked again
Just score a goal instead
And help the Gulls go uppppppp

"He's white ! He's sh-ite !
And sometimes dynamite !
Lil' o' Danny ! Lil' o' Danny !

He's drunk, He's pissed
He's very fairly kissed
Trojan, Trojan....

Inspired by the prolific output from Troj today, here is something which goes well to the tune of Robin Hood,Robin Hood....


"Rene Howe, Rene Howe he's a battering ram,
Rene Howe, Rene Howe he's our target man
Strong and resolute
Highly skilled to boot
Rene Howe,Rene Howe, Rene Howe..."

The players call Ian Morris "Morro". So my idea for a song for Morro is to the tune from " Annie" the musical.

Morro, Morro, we luv ya Morro
we would watch you play all day.

Trojan 67 wrote: "He's white ! He's sh-ite !
And sometimes dynamite !
Lil' o' Danny ! Lil' o' Danny !

Actually a spot on assessment of Danny's entire Torquay career in one little ditty.

always though mansell would fit this song (suarez for liverpool)

when he scores a volley or
when he scores a head
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,

he scores a goal and plainmoor goes wild,
and i just cant seem to get enough of,

dadadadadadadadada lee lee mansell,
dadadadadadadadada lee lee mansell.