Cats or Tables?
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well that's more than for your spelling. lol
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Found this horrific article on the BBC website. Any of you cat lovers (Andy!) think of the other animals being devoured by your beloved pussy?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690
Let's hear it for Tables! Friends of all animals (except nasty horrible cats).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690
Let's hear it for Tables! Friends of all animals (except nasty horrible cats).
Mmmmmm, beeeeeeeer.
Tables would never hurt anny animal! And as we've already learnt that people (and animals) can hide under a table during an earthquake I would suggest that the table is the undeniable 'defender of life'.SteveDeckchair wrote:Found this horrific article on the BBC website. Any of you cat lovers (Andy!) think of the other animals being devoured by your beloved pussy?![]()
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690
Let's hear it for Tables! Friends of all animals (except nasty horrible cats).
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I always bring it back to people. If cat owners got their cats neutered then there wouldn't be an issue and if some cat owners who HAVE got their cats neutered were more responsible and knew about feline psychology and behaviour then there wouldn't be an issue. Stray cats are like feral kids on council estates - an irreversible problem. Why? People. That's why.
Cats are sh*t hot!! (just like their arses when you are sat down doing something and they come up to you and ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL waft their anus in your face ). Thanks for that!
Cats are sh*t hot!! (just like their arses when you are sat down doing something and they come up to you and ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL waft their anus in your face ). Thanks for that!
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Cat's anus. Nice!
I've never had a table wave it's arse in my face.......
I've never had a table wave it's arse in my face.......
Mmmmmm, beeeeeeeer.
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Granted, a table won't wave it's arse in your face but it will always be there for you in your time of need. In the perfect place to bang your knee or stub your toe.
EVIL TABLES!
EVIL TABLES!
Luke.
"Successful applicants need not apply"
"Successful applicants need not apply"
It's 'baited' comments like this which means this forum has the potential for violence.cambgull wrote:Granted, a table won't wave it's arse in your face but it will always be there for you in your time of need. In the perfect place to bang your knee or stub your toe.
EVIL TABLES!

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I know what you mean Steve, i'm on the verge of instigating a turbulent bout of civil unrest given these comments. 

Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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In that case maye I challenge you to game of mopopoly. you can have the new token. it's a cat. I will stick with a another new token designed by me,. A table.
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