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Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 28 Oct 2012, 23:34
by Glostergull
well that's more than for your spelling. lol

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 12:28
by SteveDeckchair
Found this horrific article on the BBC website. Any of you cat lovers (Andy!) think of the other animals being devoured by your beloved pussy? :@

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690

Let's hear it for Tables! Friends of all animals (except nasty horrible cats).

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 30 Jan 2013, 17:49
by stevegull
SteveDeckchair wrote:Found this horrific article on the BBC website. Any of you cat lovers (Andy!) think of the other animals being devoured by your beloved pussy? :@

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690

Let's hear it for Tables! Friends of all animals (except nasty horrible cats).
Tables would never hurt anny animal! And as we've already learnt that people (and animals) can hide under a table during an earthquake I would suggest that the table is the undeniable 'defender of life'.

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 10:30
by AustrianAndyGull
I always bring it back to people. If cat owners got their cats neutered then there wouldn't be an issue and if some cat owners who HAVE got their cats neutered were more responsible and knew about feline psychology and behaviour then there wouldn't be an issue. Stray cats are like feral kids on council estates - an irreversible problem. Why? People. That's why.

Cats are sh*t hot!! (just like their arses when you are sat down doing something and they come up to you and ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL waft their anus in your face ). Thanks for that!

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 31 Jan 2013, 13:24
by SteveDeckchair
Cat's anus. Nice!

I've never had a table wave it's arse in my face.......

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 02 Feb 2013, 00:49
by cambgull
Granted, a table won't wave it's arse in your face but it will always be there for you in your time of need. In the perfect place to bang your knee or stub your toe.

EVIL TABLES!

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 02 Feb 2013, 10:07
by stevegull
cambgull wrote:Granted, a table won't wave it's arse in your face but it will always be there for you in your time of need. In the perfect place to bang your knee or stub your toe.

EVIL TABLES!
It's 'baited' comments like this which means this forum has the potential for violence. :@

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 02 Feb 2013, 10:36
by AustrianAndyGull
I know what you mean Steve, i'm on the verge of instigating a turbulent bout of civil unrest given these comments. :lol:

Re: Cats or Tables?

Posted: 07 Feb 2013, 21:44
by Glostergull
In that case maye I challenge you to game of mopopoly. you can have the new token. it's a cat. I will stick with a another new token designed by me,. A table.