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Lady double barrelled kensington shotgun on the horse
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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I wish Newman was here now to show me the futility of mortality but it appears to be happy hour at Pete and Bernies philosophical steakhouse.
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I am disappointed that the garage nearest my house does not have a mini-mart.
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I know FOR A FACT that Martin Lewis got 2 power showers out of them
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Bird of prey death row
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Dr No....vocal chords.
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Those corn plasters, are those used? ( Don't be RIDICULUOUS Alan!)

Oh i'm being told i'm ridiculous by Mrs Whippy Head!
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Roger Moore is NOT a towel thief. At no time has he pilfered or knowingly taken a sponge, bathmat, towel or any other form of hotel bathroom accessory.
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The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees, could go your way, could go mine...........either way, one of us is goin' down.
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If I could put someone in the stocks, it'd be Tony Hayers, and it would be wet sponges I'd be throwing, it would be gravel.
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Gravel? What like the properties of a fish that make it BE a fish? Like batter? :lol:
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I'm just about to make myself a savoury 99 for my lunch. It's essentially a cup of beans with a sausage stuck in it. Normally one would use a spoon to eat it, but I don't currently own one. There is one in the bathroom, but I have no cause to use it.
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mmmm tasty Ben. When you've finished can you leave it on the step please mate? :nod:
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Off to the arcades afterwards?
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Yeah sure mate, last time i was there i played with a boy in care. Sh*tty Zombies!!!
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