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austrianandygull wrote:Our council pop is the finest in the land i'll have you know! It's got that much fluoride in it that i have a seizure everytime i brsuh my gnashers!

well you would - seeing as you have to take them out first............

£1.38 a litre of diesel now, it's a bit more like it but still way too expensive.

£1.14 for unleaded and £1.17 for diesel here.

Disgrace

Scott Brehaut wrote:£1.14 for unleaded and £1.17 for diesel here.

Disgrace

Yeah enjoy those prices while we enjoy lower housing costs

....and whilst we get rich on your rich tax dodgers

Scott Brehaut wrote:....and whilst we get rich on your rich tax dodgers

Whilst you get rich? If you were rich you wouldn't need to kip on my sofa

I don't sleep on your sofa because I'm poor - it's because I like to live dangerously

Scott Brehaut wrote:I don't sleep on your sofa because I'm poor - it's because I like to live dangerously

Enough about your sexual aspirations with my dog

*gets popcorn, prays for Wendy-based retort*

ferrarilover wrote:*gets popcorn, prays for Wendy-based retort*

Be very careful Matthew, some things I dont banter about, hit first and dont bother asking questions has always been my motto

ferrarilover wrote:*gets popcorn, prays for Wendy-based retort*

Not even I'm that f***ing stupid!!

Honestly, I've passed up a dozen perfectly presentable opportunities to make a Wendy gag and I finally caved. Duly noted. Anything else we should avoid?

Matt.

Still £1.42 a litre here, good to see the supermarkets are putting the prices down though.

ferrarilover wrote:Honestly, I've passed up a dozen perfectly presentable opportunities to make a Wendy gag and I finally caved. Duly noted. Anything else we should avoid?

Matt.

My suggestion to you would be, keep pushing your insults as far as you can.

When Dave turns up at your house and punches you squarely in the face, you know that you have gone too far.

£1.32.9 unleaded, £1.36.9 diesel in sunny barnsley.............