First game of the Season

[stefano]

Gashead1979 - why exactly are you here?

Hasn't got a life and finds his own forum as boring as the Bristol accent!

[Regiment]

Well lets see how you get on in league one, although you'll have to tell my grandkids as you ain't gonna be there anytime soon, in fact i've had a sneaky bet for you lot to go down this season

grandkids ?? you'd have to get a girlfriend first............................................

EDIT - FFS, sorry, wasn't thinking, girlfriend, i of course meant, your sister................................

[royalgull]

I mean you are awesome. Seriously Bristol Rovers signing Matt Harrold, everyone will be literally sh*tting themselves.

I don't have any bitterness towards Bucks, did a good job here, moved on not the first person to do it, but seriously some of your lot need to get over yourselves. Bristol Rovers are a good lower division club, that's it.

[Gashead1979]

I mean you are awesome. Seriously Bristol Rovers signing Matt Harrold, everyone will be literally sh*tting themselves.

I don't have any bitterness towards Bucks, did a good job here, moved on not the first person to do it, but seriously some of your lot need to get over yourselves. Bristol Rovers are a good lower division club, that's it.

I didnt base any comment on our standing in the league just that all your players seem to be jumping ship, and not just to us either. Seems they can wait to get away??

[Fonda]

I didnt base any comment on our standing in the league just that all your players seem to be jumping ship, and not just to us either. Seems they can wait to get away??

Who is this? As you've been at pains to tell us, Bevan was out of contract. As was Branston. The rest were loans. Who are these 'ship jumpers'?

[Gashead1979]

Who is this? As you've been at pains to tell us, Bevan was out of contract. As was Branston. The rest were loans. Who are these 'ship jumpers'?

Well i'm sure you'd have offered Branston and Bevan new contracts.

The rest may be loans but thats still players from last years first team you need to replace

[Fonda]

Well i'm sure you'd have offered Branston and Bevan new contracts.

The rest may be loans but thats still players from last years first team you need to replace

You suggested 'all our players are jumping ship'. None of 'our' players have left. 2 decided not to re-sign.

[Regiment]

i'm decorating at the moment, if anyone would like to come and watch the paint dry rather than engage in the same old nonsense again, let me know.

[Fonda]

i'm decorating at the moment, if anyone would like to come and watch the paint dry rather than engage in the same old nonsense again, let me know.

Much like myself when decorating, you re clearly easily distracted!

[Behind-the-Gulls]

According to OS Ling has "previous" with Steve Evans!

[DerbyGull]

Found this on the Cambridge site, sounds more like he stayed out of it to me.

http://www.cambridge-united.co.uk/page/ ... 91,00.html

[Fonda]

According to OS Ling has "previous" with Steve Evans!

I think everyone has previous with fat boy.

[Richinns]

20th August - we meet again fatty and fatty's wife!

[Regiment]

gutted, really wanted to be at that one, but i'll be 30000+ feet up when that kicks off. probably still be able to see the two lardys from up there tho.

[cambgull]

I scour all league two clubs message boards, just happens BR and PB are mentioned a lot here.

I'll stick to the banter board now anyway, let you lot cream over each other at the unrealistic thought of beating us.

There's a definite subtitle to this, I think it goes something along the lines of "I spend all of my life trawling league two clubs message boards".

Have you ever seen a vagina in real life?