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"Anyway, if anybody wanted him, they'd have to come up with some serious money."



I like him more by the day !!

And he's "meeting him in London"...doesn't mean he's from London. Footballers and geography don't mix - it could be that the striker in question went to the same school as Muzzy and is actually in Lincoln, the 'burbs of London?

Southampton Gull wrote:"Anyway, if anybody wanted him, they'd have to come up with some serious money."

...Or some barely-serious money which we'd probably have accepted... =D

stratfordgull wrote:And he's "meeting him in London"...doesn't mean he's from London. Footballers and geography don't mix - it could be that the striker in question went to the same school as Muzzy and is actually in Lincoln, the 'burbs of London?

Just rename Torquay to The London Borough of Torquay. Footballers far and wide will be enticed by the name but will not be geographically aware enough to realise the truth. The second part of my elaborate plan involves a lengthy underground tunnel, a train and a long commute.

They will never know.

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