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Give the funniest chant you heard at a match.

My favourite from the Burton game is:

"You're just a bus stop in Derby!"

best one was the steve evans forklift one, then the bayo mcdonalds one. The best thought out one that sadly i never heard being sung was our rjc's mike poke is ace one. Brilliant.

Poke is ace, Jane? I don't remember that one...?

As you say though, the Evans forklift one makes me laugh everytime.

As funny as it was being shouted at that fat **** Evans (here's hoping swear filter is working properly), it was probably just as funny aimed at poor Stevie Breed upon his materialisation on the 'press' gantry at Burton Albion.

Or, as mentioned, the Mcdonalds chant at San Sixfields last season.

As a rider to the original question, what's the funniest thing people have heard shouted from the crowd? Mine must be my buddy Mike, responding after Bartlett was chirping off about having his bell confiscated
"Shut up Bartlett, they should have thrown you out and left the bell here with us!"
Absolute genius.

Matt.

Tried to get ' Darren Moore has followed through, followed through, followed through, Darren Moore has followed through, he's shat himself' going but only a couple around us joined in ( he does run as though he's followed through though, or as ZippyGulls lad Alex 'The Zoid' said "he's touching cloth!)

Small town in Scotland (Carlisle at home) was pretty funny

The bus stop one we do at a few games now, it started ages ago. My funniest one is the "is this a fire drill" as the other fans walk out on mass.

I particularly like 'Ooh aah, it's a mass-a-kar' (spelling mistake intended!) Pretty much cos it means whenever we're singing it, we thrashing someone! And it sounds funny sung by a load of Devonians... Was very funny at Bradford, especially cos about 5000 (no exaggeration) of their fans were leaving as we were singing it!

Cheers Awayday, I'm an exile who has only been able to go to away games this season after a period overseas so i'm catching up on the chants. A very old one (well over 20 years old) that is still one of my favourites is "Have you ever seen a beach?"

QAGull wrote:Cheers Awayday, I'm an exile who has only been able to go to away games this season after a period overseas so i'm catching up on the chants. A very old one (well over 20 years old) that is still one of my favourites is "Have you ever seen a beach?"

It wasn't a dig, sorry if that is how it sounded.

When we are at home a follow on from the "Have you seen a beech" I like the "You're only here for the seaside".

Oooh Matt, the swear filter didn't work when I read that on my phone. Nearly choked on my Tooty Fruities. It does on the poot though.

Nick - the Mike Poke is ace one was brilliant, but I can't remember all the words. Went to tune of Pokerface. Need rjc to remind me of the words please

Well my favourite is Aston Villa's chant that goes on about Tuanzebe.I like it

Blimey! This thread has come back from the dead - a Lazarus thread. I agree with Mr westbay about the Steve Evans chant - but what does' ten men went to mow a city' mean?

Not original at all but timing and context are everything. First League 2 game away to Yeovil FC when they were promoted. About 10 minutes in a Yeovil player fouled Joe Kuffour and up went the chant of 'You dirty northern bastards'! Absolute genius comic timing!

wivelgull wrote: ↑05 Jun 2019, 09:46 Blimey! This thread has come back from the dead - a Lazarus thread. I agree with Mr westbay about the Steve Evans chant - but what does' ten men went to mow a city' mean?

Perhaps someone's come out from under a bridge?