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I'll start,,

There was young man called Paul
Who thought he knew what to do with a ball
Trouble is he never
And all in all he wasn't very clever
Now he has job a doin F**K all

There was a young man called Paul
who thought he could not be stopped, and never would fall
careless with his personal details he was , found himself hacked
took on the Bristol Rovers job, soon to be sacked.

There was a young man called Paul
He thought he was very tall
Trouble is he never had any wit
and he looks like a short Northern git!

Sorry.

There was a young manager called Buckle
Who at Rovers has achieved close to nothing
His brashness and front
Made him sound like a fool
But Gulls fans can now laugh and chuckle

Edited to avoid too much offence!

There was a young man called Paul,
He gave the Gulls his all.
Aloof and proud, he left under a cloud
Now Paul looks set for a fall.

Young Paul was a hell of a bloke
Although his tactics were sometimes a joke
When his team was deep in the shit
There was only one thing for it
He’d call up his best bud name Poke

There was an arrogant git called Paul,
Whose pride means he's destined to fall.
His man-managements inept,
He's out of his depth,
And he badgers up tactics 'n' all.

Our Paul was one 'el of a Buck,
He'll chat up your wife for a f**k.
His tactics were sh*t,
He wants to be a hit,
But it turns out he's just completely inept, can't man manage people and needs a massive smack in the face and his nuts getting chopped off.

Did I miss the point?

cambgull wrote:Our Paul was one 'el of a Buck,
He'll chat up your wife for a f**k.
His tactics were sh*t,
He wants to be a hit,
But it turns out he's just completely inept, can't man manage people and needs a massive smack in the face and his nuts getting chopped off.

Did I miss the point?

Nope, you insulted Buckle with some rhymes =

Paul Buckle was our manager's name, while not liked, he did well
Until the Judas sold us out, and to the Pirates, his soul did sell
His media and his management style really were a shocker
And 8 points out of 30 means he'll soon be in Davy Jones Locker

:devil:

There once was a young man called Buckle,
At Rovers he's going to win f*** all
It was his time of the month so he called the fans c****
And that's where it went wrong for Buckle.

Lol, best one yet, blueboy

Paul Buckle - what a c***

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Scott Brehaut wrote:Paul Buckle - what a c***

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love it !! no nonsense and to the point.....gets my vote

There was a small elf called Paul Buckle
His failure at Rovers makes us chuckle
He only got the job coz Santa thought he was a knob
for using Mrs Claus's jugs to have a suckle!


ok so its REALLY bad and i know Xmas was last week but what else rhymes with uckle!????