harry "cheeky chappie, cockney sparrow, bagpuss" redknapp

[bruciesbootcleaner]

seems old "honest arry" has been caught bang to rights`
alledgedly over tax evasion on paid bungs by that old toad manderic,
over the years "bagpuss" has tried to cultivate this image of being
totally innocent of any "bung charges" & frequently in his best
dick van dyke ( mary poppins, chimney sweep ) cockney accent,
protested his innocence on all accusations laid at his door!
unfortunatley for "honest arry" on this occasion it seems that
HMRC decided that its time he faced the music!
next england manager, who know`s, if so would nt be surprised if
he appointed ASAL NADIR, as his second in command!

[AustrianAndyGull]

If he's guilty he will be punished. Obviously not with the same harshness as if it were a small independant businessman, after all, football is completely separate from real life as we all know. If he is innocent then what the hell, he can go back to being that cheeky cockney geezer. By the way, where did BAGPUSS come from?!

[divingbboy]

Strange that they're arguing about the reason why 'arry received the funds. At the end of the day, a payment not divulged to HMRC was made into a Monaco account that, again, wasn't divulged to HMRC. Not sure arguing about the reason for the payment makes any difference.

[happytorq]

Strange that they're arguing about the reason why 'arry received the funds. At the end of the day, a payment not divulged to HMRC was made into a Monaco account that, again, wasn't divulged to HMRC. Not sure arguing about the reason for the payment makes any difference.

They're probably trying to decide whether or not it's funds that would be liable for tax. I mean, HMRC would probably have wanted to know anyway, but if it was taxable, that becomes a tax evasion issue rather than improper reporting. Which would be more serious.

That's my guess, anyway.

[bruciesbootcleaner]

If he's guilty he will be punished. Obviously not with the same harshness as if it were a small independant businessman, after all, football is completely separate from real life as we all know. If he is innocent then what the hell, he can go back to being that cheeky cockney geezer. By the way, where did BAGPUSS come from?!

you never see "honest arry" & "bagpuss" in the same room, i.e. study their photos, & you will see, they are infact one of the same!

[AustrianAndyGull]

Come to think of it he HAS got flustered redness in his face AND his son is a complete Pussy!!

[Southampton Gull]

Made I larf

[oxgull]

Made I larf

Me too :devil:

[AustrianAndyGull]

I'm a northerner so i'll say, it med mi laff.

Accents aside though Dave, it was quality!!